uh oh. font sale. terror fonts. i'm in trouble.

[mopinko]

so, this little volunteer job i am doing has been a blast. (more here-https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181257760)
i have done a couple dozen kid jokes, complete w goofy fonts and silly glyphs.

got about a dozen to go.
and darn myfonts has a friday the 13th sale.

https://www.myfonts.com/search/tag%3AF13d22019/fonts/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Frday13th_day%202_091219&utm_content=Frday13th_day%202_091219+CID_50f9a27f8b4e289ebb8fa0ae484711d5&utm_source=newsletter&utm_term=SHOP%20THE%20ENTIRE%20SALE#item_11

so far i see one that i need for one joke. bonerfied. lol.
i will grab a couple. there are some beauties, fersher.

y'all could help me out if you have a short q&a format pirate joke. at least i could use that jolly roger a couple of times.

[gratuitous]

1. A pirate's favorite holiday?

Arrrr-bor Day.

[mopinko]

2. thank you.

i have to have an even dozen, so i may need to add one or two.
of course, if i got a dozen pirate jokes i could do a whole page.

[Totally Tunsie]

3. A pirate's favorite exercise?

Planking.