May god have mercy on the soul of the person who takes this job:

[demmiblue]

Link to tweet

[RainCaster]

1. I was expecting to see this in DC

But NY is a close second in such matters.

[Iggo]

2. Photographer, Personal Assistant, and Nanny?

Lady, you can't afford me.

[Cartoonist]

3. No takers

Would a person with marketable skills and experience take a job as a nanny?

[2naSalit]

9. That's my standard line

for such requests. Yikes.

[Ron Obvious]

4. I wonder what compensation they have in mind?

Whatever it is, it couldn't possibly be enough to have to deal with these narcissists and their undoubtedly loathsome offspring.

Although, come to think of, a slight exaggeration of their pictures could easily be used as biting satire which would probably go way over their heads. Some painters used to do that with megalomaniac clients.

[cwydro]

5. Wow.

The person who placed this ad is the definition of shallow.

[lunatica]

6. This is the definition of any service job

With a minimum of editing it can fill just about any job from waitressing to shoe salesman.

I don’t find it odd at all. Just more truthful than most job postings as to the job will actually be.

[Collimator]

7. I see your point.

But these employers don't just expect someone to (help? ha, ha) raise their child. They want someone to document their self-absorbed lives and make them look good, nay perfect.

Apparently, just raising healthy, happy kids won't cut it for these parents. They need attention--not just from the staff--but from the whole fricken' world.

The word here is "ugh".

[lunatica]

8. I understand

but my point is that this is what they all want. The job description almost always leaves out the part that you become a personal servant in demeaning and thankless work. At least this one is so self absorbed and entitled that they can be honest about what they want, and then they tell people who aren’t willing to be abused to not bother applying. You know, if you don’t have the letter of recommendation saying you kiss feet on demand then don’t bother to apply.

[DFW]

10. I keep looking for some to take my place in my job, and keep getting no response

Despite the big salary, six weeks paid vacation, and free travel.

Must be the few paltry requirements.....................

[zanana1]

11. Minimum wage? nt

[jmowreader]

12. It sounds to me...

...like someone wants to be the next Kardashian family. A “full time family social media coordinator” with experience in fashion photography?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

14. Methinks social media has gained a bit too much power in this country.....

especially considering Twitter has become the U.S. Executive Branch's primary means of communications....