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Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:28 PM

I went to Walmart today to return my broken nose hair trimmer

The young woman at customer service mentioned didnít you return one of these before. Wow Iím thinking she recognizes me as I recognized her this time she had purple hair last time her hair was blue . I said yup Labor Day weekend I returned same item mam.

Nice kid I told her hey when you hit 53 or above the nose hair eat hair gets out control. Drives me nuts I am in to personal grooming. She laughed and said you remind me of my dad. Not sure if should have adopted her or not nice kid.

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Reply I went to Walmart today to return my broken nose hair trimmer (Original post)
TEB Nov 2019 OP
bluedye33139 Nov 2019 #1
Ohiogal Nov 2019 #2
TEB Nov 2019 #3
3catwoman3 Nov 2019 #17
Iwasthere Nov 2019 #4
jberryhill Nov 2019 #5
sdfernando Nov 2019 #6
Aristus Nov 2019 #7
TEB Nov 2019 #8
Aristus Nov 2019 #10
TEB Nov 2019 #11
Aristus Nov 2019 #13
TEB Nov 2019 #9
Aristus Nov 2019 #12
TEB Nov 2019 #14
3catwoman3 Nov 2019 #15
Turbineguy Nov 2019 #16

Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:30 PM

1. "Allow me to show you our turbopowered model"

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:36 PM

2. Just make your wife cut it

Like my husband does.

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Response to Ohiogal (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:37 PM

3. Only with safety scissors

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Response to Ohiogal (Reply #2)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 03:40 PM

17. Unless his arms are broken, this is a personal grooming task...

...that my husband will be doing unassisted -

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:42 PM

4. I grab them, pull slowly till it starts to hurt a little, then swiftly yank downword

Sometimes I'll get 15, or so hairs at once. They all still have their sticky roots too. Hmmm, I wonder, ... what would happen if I stuck then to my bald spot?

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:42 PM

5. I didn't even know they made them for broken noses

 

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:44 PM

6. "Personal grooming" means a whole lot more than nose hair these days!

Be careful where you use those!

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:51 PM

7. I use tweezers. They never break down.

I've been doing it so long, plucking doesn't even hurt anymore.

No hairs in this schnozz...

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Response to Aristus (Reply #7)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:54 PM

8. Remember I'm a crunchy airborne infantry

Tanker vet friend tweezers hurt when you pluck it hurts

I have no stamina for pain

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Response to TEB (Reply #8)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:57 PM

10. Tanker-tough...







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Response to Aristus (Reply #10)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:57 PM

11. Love you vet brother

Son in law is a PA as you he was corpsmen marine Corp

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Response to TEB (Reply #11)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:58 PM

13. Back at ya...



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Response to Aristus (Reply #7)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:56 PM

9. By the way I had our sons and me getting flu shot

Other day and a anti vaccine lady was telling me how flu shots were poisonous in waiting room I was polite thinking yup

Vaccines work

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Response to TEB (Reply #9)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 01:58 PM

12. Good on ya for getting you and your sons vaccinated.

And good on ya for resisting the temptation to hundred-mile-an-hour tape her mouth shut.

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Response to Aristus (Reply #12)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 02:01 PM

14. Truly

Friend the anti vaccine nuts today majority of them were vaccinated as children
My our son in law has treated I think anti vaccine idiots children who had a lollipop party truly I think thatís child abuse to allow kids to contact virus

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 02:41 PM

15. This thread is pretty damn funny.

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Tue Nov 26, 2019, 02:45 PM

16. Billy Conolly asks the important question....

"What's life going to throw at me that requires so much nose hair?"

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