I went to Walmart today to return my broken nose hair trimmer

[TEB]

The young woman at customer service mentioned didn’t you return one of these before. Wow I’m thinking she recognizes me as I recognized her this time she had purple hair last time her hair was blue . I said yup Labor Day weekend I returned same item mam.

Nice kid I told her hey when you hit 53 or above the nose hair eat hair gets out control. Drives me nuts I am in to personal grooming. She laughed and said you remind me of my dad. Not sure if should have adopted her or not nice kid.

[bluedye33139]

1. "Allow me to show you our turbopowered model"

[Ohiogal]

2. Just make your wife cut it

Like my husband does.

[TEB]

3. Only with safety scissors

[3catwoman3]

17. Unless his arms are broken, this is a personal grooming task...

...that my husband will be doing unassisted -

[Iwasthere]

4. I grab them, pull slowly till it starts to hurt a little, then swiftly yank downword

Sometimes I'll get 15, or so hairs at once. They all still have their sticky roots too. Hmmm, I wonder, ... what would happen if I stuck then to my bald spot?

[jberryhill]

5. I didn't even know they made them for broken noses

[sdfernando]

6. "Personal grooming" means a whole lot more than nose hair these days!

Be careful where you use those!

[Aristus]

7. I use tweezers. They never break down.

I've been doing it so long, plucking doesn't even hurt anymore.

No hairs in this schnozz...

[TEB]

8. Remember I'm a crunchy airborne infantry

Tanker vet friend tweezers hurt when you pluck it hurts

I have no stamina for pain

[Aristus]

10. Tanker-tough...

[TEB]

11. Love you vet brother

Son in law is a PA as you he was corpsmen marine Corp

[Aristus]

13. Back at ya...

[TEB]

9. By the way I had our sons and me getting flu shot

Other day and a anti vaccine lady was telling me how flu shots were poisonous in waiting room I was polite thinking yup

Vaccines work

[Aristus]

12. Good on ya for getting you and your sons vaccinated.

And good on ya for resisting the temptation to hundred-mile-an-hour tape her mouth shut.

[TEB]

14. Truly

Friend the anti vaccine nuts today majority of them were vaccinated as children
My our son in law has treated I think anti vaccine idiots children who had a lollipop party truly I think that’s child abuse to allow kids to contact virus

[3catwoman3]

15. This thread is pretty damn funny.

[Turbineguy]

16. Billy Conolly asks the important question....

"What's life going to throw at me that requires so much nose hair?"