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Sat Nov 30, 2019, 11:36 AM

Christmas shopping is complete I bought frozen turkeys on sale

I picked up eight of them off the butcher we stick them in deep freezers. I came in and said to the boys hey you guys go get your early Christmas presents theyíre in bed of pickup. They looked at me huh I said yes Iím in the Christmas mood. They actually moved with a purpose what did dad get us. For the price per pound itís four decent multiple meals with the boys Over the next six months.

I will send three of them home with our daughters. And send one home with our sons one friend. I love pranking these teenage turkeys.

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Reply Christmas shopping is complete I bought frozen turkeys on sale (Original post)
TEB Nov 2019 OP
underpants Nov 2019 #1
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Response to TEB (Original post)

Sat Nov 30, 2019, 11:47 AM

1. I used to work with a guy whose ex-wife hit him in the head with a frozen turkey.

She waited for him either on the steps near the front door or on a ladder.

All I'm saying is be aware. 👀

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Response to underpants (Reply #1)

Sat Nov 30, 2019, 11:48 AM

2. Thanks friend

I wanna ask why she hit him should I

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Response to TEB (Reply #2)

Sat Nov 30, 2019, 11:54 AM

3. She was nuts

and mean and violent

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