60? Yes, 60!

[Archae]

Today I'm 60 years old!

[TEB]

1. Happy birthday

[CentralMass]

2. Happy birthday.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

3. Happy birthday!

And keep up the good work!

[dewsgirl]

4. Happy Birthday Archae!🎂

[onecaliberal]

5. Happy Birthday! 🎂🎉

[NanceGreggs]

6. Happy birthday! n/t

[Baitball Blogger]

7. Happy Birthday!

[bluestarone]

8. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And many more to you!

[yonder]

9. Happy Birthday!

Don't worry, entering one's 7th decade only hurts for a little while.

[Harker]

10. As I have been for many months.

Happy birthday!

It's a big number, I was told, but hey... it's just a number!

[redwitch]

11. Young'un!

Happiest of birthdays to you!

[snacker]

12. Happy Birthday!

[tblue37]

13. Happy birthday! (I'm staring down 70 next August.). nt

[voteearlyvoteoften]

14. Happy Birthday

And welcome to the club

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

15. Happy Birthday!!

[democratisphere]

16. Happy Birthday!

Welcome to the Golden Years!

[TuxedoKat]

17. Happy Birthday To you!!!

And many more!!!

[Ilsa]

18. And Many More!

for as long as you wish!

[LeftInTX]

19. Happy Birthday!

[Binkie The Clown]

20. What do you plan to be when you grow up?

60 is still just a kid to truly old people like me.

[handmade34]

21. Happy Birthday!

and many happy more

[pandr32]

22. Wishing you a very happy birthday!

[Heartstrings]

23. Happy Birthday! nt

[Ellipsis]

24. Happy Birthday!

...you're just a youngster.

[Aristus]

25. Happy Birthday!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

26. Happy birthday. Get the half-price transit card if you're eligible.

Thursdays, you get 5 percent off the cost of your groceries at Harris-Teeter. I think that kicks in at 60.

[atreides1]

27. Happy Birthday...

Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere

May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake,

May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks,

Your servants steal, your wife's untrue,
Your children plot to murder you,

They stole your sword, your gold, your house,
Took your sheep but not your spouse,

This one lesson you must learn,
First you plunder, then you burn

Hear the Women Wail and Weep
Kill them all, But Spare the Sheep

May the children in the Street
Be your barbecueing Meat

Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et,

Children dying far and near
They say that cancer's caused by bheer


Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row

Pestilence has struck your town
You yourself feel quite run-down

So you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near

When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go,

See the wrinkles on your face
Like the pattern of fine lace

Soon your hair will all turn grey
Then fall out (or so they say)

Now you are the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

We brought linen, white as cloud,
Now we'll sit and sew your shroud,

Birthdays come but once a year,
Marking time as Death draws near,

Now another year has passed
Don't look now they're gaining fast!

It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year

[B Stieg]

28. Many Happy Returns!

[Ohiogal]

29. Happy Birthday!

You're still a kid

[KPN]

30. Congratulations on making it! Have a great

Birthday!

[mfcorey1]

31. Welcome to discount heaven! Enjoy your birthday!

[efhmc]

32. Congratulations, Spring Chicken.

[BAPhill]

33. Me too!

1959

[FakeNoose]

34. It's a milestone - congratulations!

[packman]

35. Well, youngster, may it be smooth sailing

Glad you and the rest of us made it to another turn around the sun.

[Glorfindel]

36. Happy birthday, Archae. I may have been a youngster of 60 in some forgotten era

but there are no survivors or written records. You're just getting started!

[PWPippinesq]

37. Ah, youth!

Happy birthday, Archae. I just welcomed my husband into the 4th quarter of his century. I've been in mine for a couple of years. Getting older is good if you are lucky like we are with all our needs being met and our wants affordable.

[FuzzyRabbit]

38. You are still a young whippersnapper.

Wait until you reach your seventies, then you can start to brag.

But seriously, happy birthday, and may you have many more.

[2naSalit]

39. Happy Birthday!!!

[alwaysinasnit]

40. Many happy returns of the day!

[Pluvious]

41. Welcome to the club !! Now it's VERY important for you to get your shingles shot !!!

And be sure it's given into your non-dominant arm.

[C Moon]

42. Happy Birthday!

[AllaN01Bear]

43. happy birhtday.

[dflprincess]

44. Happy birthday!

[Alliepoo]

45. HappyHappy Birthday to You!!

And many more! Wishing you all things wonderful on your special day!!

[wnylib]

46. Happy Birthday.

Now you can look forward to SS and Medicsre soon.

Damn, you make me feel old. My decade milestone to the 70's occurred a couple months ago.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

47. Happy Birthday Archae!

🍭🌈🎆🥂🎂🎊❣️

[FailureToCommunicate]

48. Okay Boomer. Happy Birthday. Now, get back to work.

But seriously, congratulations.

"Ah to be 60 again..."

[Fla Dem]

49. Time moves exceeding fast from now on. I feel like it was only yesterday I turned 60.

However it was a number of years ago. But no reason not to celebrate each passing year and you're still standing upright.

[AJT]

50. Happy birthday? I wasn't so excited about turning 60.

I miss my younger self.

[lark]

51. Happy birthday to you.

[Baked Potato]

52. Happy Birthday!

[underpants]

53. Happy Birthday 🎂🎁

[mnhtnbb]

54. Happy Birthday!

[Hangdog Slim]

55. Happy Birthday!

My mom turns 81 today.

[YOHABLO]

56. 60 is the new 40. I won't say new 30, that's a stretch.

Happy Happy!

[Moostache]

57. Happy Birthday!!

And congrats on keeping your ride around the sun going for a seventh decade now!!!
Many happy orbits to come!

[whistler162]

58. Happy birthday you don't look a day over

59 years 366 days.

[ploppy]

59. Happy Birthday to You!

[MLAA]

60. Happy 60th!

🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
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No need to count them, they are all there!

[Archae]

61. 60 replies to turning 60!

My thanks to everyone who posted birthday greetings, and we'll see how the rest of the day goes.

[Marthe48]

62. Happy Birthday!

You'll always be the same age as your little finger and older than your teeth

[not_the_one]

63. Happy Bidet!

Old enough to know better, yet old enough to not give a shit!

I have mixed emotions about people offering me their seat... I may look it, but don't (mentally) feel it.

Keep on keeping on!!!