Have you Properly Placed Your Peloton?

[NJCher]

If not, search no more. Plenty of tips here:

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/01/peloton-bike-ads-twitter-thread

[hlthe2b]

1. I saw that a few days ago... It is hilarious

I can't afford to build a three-story solarium perfectly facing my ocean or mountain view unobstructed by any lower forms of life and their unsightly inferior homes. So, I am clearly unworthy of a Peloton...

[FakeNoose]

2. Doesn't anybody ride regular bikes any more?

Just sayin'

[democratisphere]

4. Real bike sales will surge as soon as SONY introduces their

handle bar mounted 4K OLED TV with satellite dish bicycle helmet.

[LuckyCharms]

3. I left mine in the box.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. I tried but the salesman said he already had

two pair of workout shoes and a set of barbells up there!

[jmowreader]

6. Mine is in the perfect place for it

It’s still at the warehouse. I am NOT going to spend $2600 (plus $40 per month for the subscription you are required to have for the first year) for an exercise bike no matter how trendy it is.

Besides, I would much rather own a bike you can go places on.

[Marie Marie]

7. Bought a used exercise bike at a yard sale for $15.00.

It is the old type where you push the raised handlebars with your arms while peddling with your legs. In my mind, it is a better workout because you are using more muscles. And yes, I do use it. I hate it, but I do use it. Peleton is an expensive fad that is destined to become a dust magnet in most homes.