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Almost got in a fistfight with a good friend yesterday.
He told me that when I was a kid, I was very messed up.
My exact response was: YOU LISTEN TO ME AND YOU LISTEN TO ME GOOD, PAL. Even though you would never admit it, I bet that EVERY child, via normal playtime, makes a naked Barbie Doll and a naked and headless GI Joe doll "make love" on top of a washcloth in a shoebox. And anyway, its not like I took his fucking head off, I found him that way in the dumpster behind K-Mart. I looked for his head, but I couldn't find it, and I had to get out of there because the manager threatened to call the cops.
He knew I was right because all he could think to say was "I'm not your pal, buddy".
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