Two cannibals were eating a man...

[LuckyCharms]

...one starting at the head and the other starting at the feet.

After a while, the cannibal who had started at the head asked his friend, "How are you doing?"

"I'm having a ball!"

[CincyDem]

1. Two cannibals were eating a clown...

...one asked the other "Does something taste funny to you?"

[LuckyCharms]

3. The emcee at a performance by cannibal comedians said

"Give 'em a hand"!

[CincyDem]

2. Two cannibals were talking about their diets...

...one said to the other "My wife wants be to stay healthy so I'm trying to eat more vegetarians".

[LuckyCharms]

4. He was just trying to butter her up.

[CincyDem]

5. Dayum LC, I don't know which is worse...

...my joke or your response.

[LuckyCharms]

6. ...so she wouldn't give him the cold shoulder

[nykym]

7. Did you hear about the

Cannibal who passed his brother on the road.

[LuckyCharms]

8. LOL

[LuckyCharms]

9. I bet he had to swallow his pride.

[CincyDem]

10. I'm sorry, I just can't do this anymore...

...it's leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

[LuckyCharms]

11. I understand. But it was nice to meat you.

[Clash City Rocker]

12. If you are what you eat, cannibals never change much

I got that one from a Steven King short story.

[Wounded Bear]

13. ...and the other one said back...

"Well, you're eating too fast!"

[Marthe48]

14. 2 cannibals are eating

One says, 'I don't like my mother-in-law.' And the other one says, 'Just eat the noodles.'

[Bayard]

15. That's a keeper!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

16. What the cannibal said when he saw his wife chopping up a dwarf and a python:

“Great, Snake and Pygmy pie again!”