I think my dog stole my credit card.

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I've been looking for it for 2 weeks, and was just about to call the bank for a replacement. Lo and behold, I saw it tucked in to his dog bed, kind of like something that fell between the couch cushions.

I confronted him, and he acted like he didn't know what I was talking about.

I'm thinking, maybe he was going to go Christmas shopping for me. I really should get him his own card.

[Historic NY]

1. Check the balance.

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2. Yeah, I'm checking my Amazon orders too.

I did see a fancy new collar and leash have been ordered. I guess I need to change the password on my account.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

7. I'll bet your cat placed that order.

No self-respecting dog would order himself a leash.......

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10. He probably ordered them so he could take me for a walk.

He even picked my favorite color.

A cat wouldn't last long in my home because my dog thinks cats are fancy indoor squirrels - and therefore prey.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

11. Dogs are the best physical therapists......

and mental health counselors, too!........

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12. He's got me walking 10K steps a day.

Whenever I ask him to go for a walk, he's up for it. Never heard a dog say "nah, too tired. go without me."

[keithbvadu2]

3. Someone stole my wife's credit card but I have not reported it yet. They spend less than she did.

Someone stole my wife's credit card but I have not reported it yet. They spend less than she did.

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4. Well, maybe you should leave well enough alone.

[Disaffected]

15. That's a

lose/win situation.

[keithbvadu2]

16. old, old joke

[KY_EnviroGuy]

5. Start him out with a low limit card, say like 300 biscuits.

He's been tainted for life now, after touching your card.......

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8. It could be a "secured" card, secured with treats.

I think Chaseyourtail bank offers one.

[hunter]

6. My dog stole my glasses.

I found them in our backyard, near the spot she likes to hang out. That's also where she leaves food wrappers she's dug out of the trash.

Now I'm thinking the glasses I've lost previously are out in the backyard somewhere.

She also buries stuff.

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9. Maybe she needs the glasses for the trash digging work.

[hunter]

13. Maybe I should bring my dog to an optometrist...

... but teaching her the alphabet before we go isn't going to be easy.

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14. Well, they examine babies too young to know the alphabet, don't they?

There must be a way.

[shenmue]

17. If you get a lot of treatos and squeaky toys

- you'll know he succeeded.

[Girl powers]

18. Thank you

Thanks for making me smile.
I’m so worried for our country it literally makes my heart hurt.