I just read that the average person has sex 89 times a year.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Today is going to be awesome!

[Marie Marie]

1. Enjoy!

[underpants]

2. It's like going to a chinese restaurant

It’s not over until everyone gets their cookies

[Cartoonist]

3. Beware of cramps. nt

[Shrike47]

4. Oh dear, the one area where I'm below average!

[dameatball]

5. Crap! that means I need to do it 86 more times by midnight!

[sdfernando]

6. Well I guess Rosie is going to be quite busy

.....and may even cramp up!

[OnDoutside]

7. It's like the number 10 bus....89 come alone together....

[Dem2theMax]

8. .

[William Seger]

9. Can't stop laughing

[Kaleva]

10. After a day of babysitting little grandkids, who has energy for that?

The kids need to slow down themselves so they stop making more grandkids.

I was the first in the family to know recently that my stepdaughter and her husband wanted to have another child as she called me and asked if I would be available to babysit yet another. she also asked me not to mention anything to her mother about that but i told my wife as I thought I couldn't keep that kind of news away from her. Stepdaughter is now pregnant and is expecting this July.

[retread]

11. Get a a grip!

[treestar]

12. LOL

someone else is getting 188 to make that work!