Inventions you wish you came up with...Mantihose

[Major Nikon]

[lunatica]

1. Will they wear them with miniman skirts?

They'll soon tire of having to shave their legs and putting the hose on crooked and strangling their man parts. There's a reason women don't wear them anymore and I imagine men would find it even worse.

LOL!

[Major Nikon]

2. It's called a kilt

[HopeHoops]

9. Yes, but is he "regimental"?

[Chan790]

3. No thanks.

I'll stick with thigh-high stockings.

[Major Nikon]

4. They do look better if you're wearing assless chaps

[undeterred]

5. Finally, a use for those irregular pantyhose that turned out to have a third leg.

[Major Nikon]

6. Fits like a glove

[hobbit709]

7. Didn't Eldridge Cleaver have pants like that some years back?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. Those are certain to catch on.

I notice an attachment for the twig, as it were, but no room for the berries. Wouldn't they need a sack for the sack?

[Xipe Totec]

11. Berry observant!

[Xipe Totec]

10. Do those come in circumsizes? nt