Would you pay $170 for nude pics of MFM?

[ohiosmith]

[EvolveOrConvolve]

1. Didn't we already get a nude pic of MFM at the airport?

For free?

[ohiosmith]

3. Wanted Posters don't count.

[zeemike]

2. Well you are not going to pay $170

not even $160 and not $150 or even $140 but if you act today on this special offer that won't last long you can have a nude picture of MFM for the amazing price of only $129.95 plus shipping and handling...act now because these won't last long.

How am I doing?

[ohiosmith]

4. Very well! To get the best results offer two for the price of one for the first 36,000 callers.

[zeemike]

5. We can do that too.

not even $160 and not $150 or even $140 but if you act today on this special offer that won't last long you can have a nude picture of MFM for the amazing price of only $129.95 plus shipping and handling...act now because these won't last long.
But that's not all if you act right now and are one of the first 36,000 customers we will send you not one nude picture of MFM but an incredible two pictures...one of which is so good that it is lusted after by supermodels...all for the low low price of $129.95 plus shipping and handling...call now..

[ohiosmith]

8. That's the ticket!

[crunch60]

25. I'd like a collage, showing all the asspects of the male nude.

[krispos42]

22. amateur

[h2]BILLY MAYS HERE WITH AN EXCLUSIVE OFFER FOR YOU!!!

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NORMALLY WE ONLY SEE MIDDLEFINGERMOM WEARING CLOTHING, EXCEPT FOR THOSE TIMES AT THE HOSPITAL WHEN HE PUTS HIS JONNYCOAT ON BACKWARDS WHENEVER THAT CUTE NURSE WAS ON SHIFT.

BUT NOW WE CAN BRING THIS AWESOME SPECIMEN OF MANHOOD'S TOTALLY UNCLOTHED PHYSIQUE TO YOU! HOW MUCH ARE WE ASKING FOR THIS? NORMALLY YOU'D PAY OVER $20,000 FOR A BODY SUCH AS THIS, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CONSIDER THE PRICE OF GOOD MENTAL HEALTH CARE THESE DAYS.

BUT THANKS TO MODERN PHARMACEUTICALS, WE CAN OFF THIS TO YOU FOR NOT $20,000... NOT $10,000, NOT $1,000, NOT $500, NOT $200, BUT A MERE $129.99 PLUS POSTAGE AND HANDLING IF YOU ACT IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES.

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IF YOU DON'T SEND US A MERE $19.99 WE'LL HACK INTO YOUR DESKTOP, LAPTOP, NOTEBOOK, TABLE, AND SMARTPHONE AND CHANGE EVERYTHING TO THE IMAGES OF MIDDLEFINGERMOM. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU'LL SEE MIDDLEFINGERMOM EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU USE ANYTHING WITH A PROCESSOR!!!

SO CALL NOW!!! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!!!!"[/h2]

[zeemike]

23. Oh hell no one can compete with Billy Mays

He is the king...

[NYC_SKP]

6. Hell yeah, I've BEEN paying twice that much!

[ohiosmith]

10. Then we gotta a deal for you!

[petronius]

7. That depends: does it depict his good side, or ... um ...

the other side?

Also, would it be cool if I sent you a money order for twice the amount, and you cash it and send back the extra money with the picture? Keeping 10% for your trouble, of course...

[ohiosmith]

12. I'm not stupid! 15 percent and we gotta deal!

[petronius]

15. It is an honor and a pleasure to deal with such a sagacious businessmen

I will send you 4 times the agreed on price, and you may keep a full 25% of the extra!

[ohiosmith]

16. I'm not sagacious, I'm Pentecostal!

[SkatmanRoth]

9. Is this an attempt at extortion?

Are you waiting for someone to make a substantial counter offer to save us from having to view these pictures in a public forum?

[ohiosmith]

18. Course not!

[bluesbassman]

11. Is that like nude furniture? Do I have to process them myself?

Nah, just forget it. I have a copy of the g-string party boy on a zip drive somewhere, that's enough for one lifetime.

[ohiosmith]

19. You'll be sorry!

[Denninmi]

13. Did you forget the decimal point between the 1 and 7?

Not that we all don't love MFM, but hey, I think we all have a pretty good idea of how much this is going to be worth on the open market.

[HopeHoops]

14. No, but if he had a lacy pink bra on, perhaps.

[MiddleFingerMom]

17. $17? Do I hear $1.70? $0.49 and a dozen Milk Duds?

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[NYC_SKP]

20. Ummm. The Milk Duds. They're clean, right?

I mean, we KNOW where they've been, right?

:HowYaDoin?:

[pinboy3niner]

24. Must be the 'Invincible® delwinor' variety

[crunch60]

26. OK, but you got to throw in some Cheezzy Balls!

[UTUSN]

21. ... Uh... - uh... - I'm THINKING, I'm *thinking* - uh... n/t