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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsMy scheduler can be amusing: "Cute respitory hyploxia".
That's what a patient is coming in for today.
Now, I don't know what that is, but it sounds pretty serious...
TEB
(12,841 posts)Ask people to get a flu shot
Aristus
(66,316 posts)Once they've exhausted the Jim Carrey-approved talking points, they just say "I just don't want to".
Now I just tell them if they're not going to follow my medical advice, get it somewhere else.
Ohiogal
(31,979 posts)Homely respitory hypoxia?
Aristus
(66,316 posts)Ohiogal
(31,979 posts)I want one that makes me cute!
Aristus
(66,316 posts)I want one of the Hollywood illnesses that causes one to grow more beautiful as death approaches...
Ohiogal
(31,979 posts)Aristus
(66,316 posts)I think that's the trope-namer right there.
I'm not saying I want to look like Ali McGraw when I die. Looking like Bradley Cooper will do...
Your disease can make you look like Bradley Cooper and Ill come down with something that makes me look like Scarlett Johansson.... Well be the most attractive sick people ever!
Aristus
(66,316 posts)"They've never looked so beautiful...
Wait......is that even Bob at all? He looks like Bradley Cooper! Who's his undertaker?"
Ohiogal
(31,979 posts)Like home remodelers, advertising their work! Another Great Makeup Job By....
And believe me, it would take a miracle worker to make me look like Scarlett Johansson!
irisblue
(32,967 posts)unblock
(52,196 posts)hyploxia is obviously the condition of being low on smoked salmon.
respitory is when you get a break of in a long-running, unpleasant condition -- a brief respite, respitory.
so a respitory hyploxia is when you finally get some smoked salmon after being low on it for a while.
and if it's cute, it sounds like this patient is coming in for a smoked salmon hors d'oeuvre.
or maybe i've got it backwards, and they are on a steady diet of smoked salmon, and being temporarily low on it is respitory.
but i'm not sure how that could be cute....
Aristus
(66,316 posts)Excellent!
matt819
(10,749 posts)Is this a case of autocorrect at work? Or does your scheduler need a little work on accurately describing medical conditions?
Aristus
(66,316 posts)I had a scheduler once who entered things like "patient has a couph, and a pain on her tounge,"
wishstar
(5,268 posts)Sad but true