Humor Sarge 43 Help!The troops are up and bitching day 11 of isolation

[TEB]

Telling you people as the senior Nco around here. I’m dealing with attitude from the troops ages 9- 15 - 16 our sons . As they came downstairs this morning to eat not one of them stripped the beds for linen exchange.

Now I gave them a first call as chow was ready and told them strip the beds. Yes linen exchange used to be once week or whenever you needed. As of now we’re doing it every other day. Air them out spray with Lysol. I had them turn around and march back upstairs to do it and put the linen in washing machine.

Then we had a informal formation with our CO the captain mom as the troops ate at the kitchen bar. As she passed out math and English assignments as our schools have dropped cyber school. Oh the bitching from the herd after the captain mom left to her home office to start working this is ridiculous. They won’t let her hear them bitching because she doesn’t take it.

Then we head out for PT the weight pile. I was benching and two of the troops. Held me down on weight bench and the nine year old gave me a pink belly. Whoever heard of the fist sgt getting a pink belly from the troops. The abuse continued as I was on pull up bar they were pulling my leg hair.

So now I as I sit on the back porch with my right paw private boog he’s a 9 year private he is always catching a ucmj charge from the lady CO. The troops have done the triple s express or close to it . Laptops are cracked school assignments are being completed. I told private boog we’re dealing with insubordination around here with the herd and I love it be safe all you and families.

[MyOwnPeace]

1. L-O-L!!!!

Good stuff - just remember: WE SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!

[Aussie105]

2. It's a war out there!

And in your household, by the sound of it.
Stay on guard, sleep with one eye open, squash any rebellion with extreme prejudice! (But be nice to Boog!)

[sarge43]

8. Don't forget

Steal the condenser coil on their still (The one they think you don't know about)

"I have something you need, you say? Let's talk."

[PoliticAverse]

3. You didn't tell them how easy they have it? How you had to walk 20 miles uphill (both ways)

in the snow to get schooling?

[Just_Vote_Dem]

4. Love starting my day with a Teb story

Carry on sir, and stay safe!

[TEB]

5. You as well friend

I was enlisted a full bird private e 4 so no sirs

[Just_Vote_Dem]

6. Understood! :)

Tried to enlist with a buddy many years ago, but the recruiting officer took one look at my inch-thick glasses, smiled and shook his finger at me and said, "We're gonna have a problem with you!" Oh well...

And my buddy washed out after only two months. Wasn't to be, I guess

[TEB]

7. I shot a bolo

Like 2 years in I needed glasses for distance 😂