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kairos12

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Fri Apr 3, 2020, 02:13 PM Apr 2020

Joke for our times

Man is in the public bathroom and notices there is no TP.

Man yells over to next stall, "hey you got any TP over there?"

Second man yells back, "sorry I'm out too."

First man asks, " have you got any newspaper?"

Second says, "sorry don't have any of that either."

First man sits for a while and ponders, he finally asks "have you got change for a twenty?"

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Joke for our times (Original Post) kairos12 Apr 2020 OP
Lol. 😂 Arkansas Granny Apr 2020 #1
😁 underpants Apr 2020 #2
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