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Mon Apr 6, 2020, 06:24 AM

 

You don't use as much toilet paper if...

...you use both sides.

I just found out that people are only using one side of the toilet paper.

Well, duh, if you use both sides, you only use half as much.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Mon Apr 6, 2020, 06:27 AM

1. You can say the same thing about underwear.

Just turn it inside out and you wear it twice as long . . . . .

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Response to no_hypocrisy (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 6, 2020, 06:33 AM

3. Actually...

You spin underwear front to back first then do the inside out thing. Four times the wearing from one wash.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Mon Apr 6, 2020, 06:31 AM

2. Fold it neatly before the 1st swipe. CAREFULLY refold before the 2nd.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Mon Apr 6, 2020, 06:36 AM

4. An instructional video

Turn down your speaker. You're welcome.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Mon Apr 6, 2020, 06:55 AM

5. Many people are saying they have great success

recycling their toilet paper.

Collect the used paper, throw it in your washing machine with bleach and disinfectant.
Collect the resulting pulp, spread out and flatten, leave in the sun to dry.
Cut into suitable sized sheets.

Many people are saying they get an 80% or more recovery rate that way.

(Note the deliberate use of a Trump phrase there, 'Many people are saying . . . . ', it really means 'I just made that up'.)

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Mon Apr 6, 2020, 07:00 AM

6. Well lucky you. We are so poor that we can only afford one-sided toilet paper.

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Response to dameatball (Reply #6)

Mon Apr 6, 2020, 07:28 AM

7. Fun fact: if you cut your one-sided roll across, it becomes two-sided!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Mon Apr 6, 2020, 07:31 AM

8. Why use toilet paper when you could use corn cobs. Everybody likes corn

on the cob. You have corn on the cob then use the cob to wipe your ass later. You could also wash them and dry them
out and use them over and over many times. Environmentally friendly.

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Response to doc03 (Reply #8)

Mon Apr 6, 2020, 07:46 AM

10. It took me a while to figure out that you are supposed to use the cob sideways, instead of end-on

 

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Mon Apr 6, 2020, 09:35 AM

11. Use all six sides! (front, back, 4 edges).

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