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Tue Apr 14, 2020, 04:16 PM

My family decided we needed to have "a talk" today

“Dad,” my daughter started “Mom and I have been talking about we really think it’s time...it’s time...for you to either change those shorts or at least wash them”

😁

These shorts are really swimming trunks with the safety net cut out. I can knock this out during my next shower.

A two-fer. BONUS!

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Reply My family decided we needed to have "a talk" today (Original post)
underpants Apr 2020 OP
blm Apr 2020 #1
Ohiogal Apr 2020 #2
procon Apr 2020 #3
Chainfire Apr 2020 #4
underpants Apr 2020 #5
whistler162 Apr 2020 #7
Major Nikon Apr 2020 #8
Chainfire Apr 2020 #12
Major Nikon Apr 2020 #13
Phentex Apr 2020 #6
UTUSN Apr 2020 #9
underpants Apr 2020 #10
UTUSN Apr 2020 #11
Yavin4 Apr 2020 #14
UTUSN Apr 2020 #15
mr_lebowski Apr 2020 #16
underpants Apr 2020 #17
underpants Apr 2020 #18

Response to underpants (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2020, 04:26 PM

1. 😆

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2020, 04:35 PM

2. In a way, I'm envious ...

We’re still wearing sweat pants and winter coats here ....

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2020, 04:54 PM

3. No Pants Tuesday is going to rollover into

No Pants Wednesday, unless one of us does some laundry today. It ain't gonna be me cuz both the darling kitties are blissfully dozing on top of my comfy heated throw as we all snuggle up on the recliner.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2020, 05:22 PM

4. Are we supposed

to be washing our shorts?

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Response to Chainfire (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 14, 2020, 05:25 PM

5. Yeah. Really.

I mean change the unders and yeah I might wipe my hands off from time to time but hell it even rained the other night.

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Response to Chainfire (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 14, 2020, 06:40 PM

7. Only if they stand on their own and complain

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Response to Chainfire (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 14, 2020, 07:13 PM

8. Are we supposed to wear shorts?

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Response to Major Nikon (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 15, 2020, 08:32 AM

12. Well, I do

Otherwise, I would get skid marks on my chair.....If there is one thing I hate, it is skid marks on my chair.....

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Response to Chainfire (Reply #12)

Wed Apr 15, 2020, 10:42 AM

13. I wash my ass more than I wash my chairs

In theory, the chair gets cleaner every time I sit on it.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2020, 05:41 PM

6. ...



I thought this might be a kitchen intervention or something.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Tue Apr 14, 2020, 10:10 PM

9. "safety net cut out" - I thought I was the only one!! 'cept mine are "fishing" shorts (I don't fish)

But there was this one time at a country hardware store and was going towards an older employee for help and he headed me off, yelling to another employee, "Joe, can you help the man in the swimming suit?!1"













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Response to UTUSN (Reply #9)

Wed Apr 15, 2020, 05:31 AM

10. They're great

I think I've had swimming trunks for 20 years. With pockets and such. Look like regular shorts.
Easy to wash and dry.



I used "safety net" as an alternative to "support structure" or "man hammock".

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Response to underpants (Reply #10)

Wed Apr 15, 2020, 05:35 AM

11. Your last sentence: Thanks for keeping us discreet and not lascivious!1

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Response to UTUSN (Reply #9)

Wed Apr 15, 2020, 11:45 AM

14. So, with no safety net, the fellas down there are on their own?

Free to roam?

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Response to Yavin4 (Reply #14)

Wed Apr 15, 2020, 12:13 PM

15. Not totally - regular underpants (see what I did there?!1 )

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Response to Yavin4 (Reply #14)

Thu Apr 16, 2020, 01:26 AM

16. Since you bring it up, I pretty much wear underwear when I do any kind of sports/hiking ...

And when I go to the doctor.

That's pretty much it.

Not really a believer in the concept.

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Response to mr_lebowski (Reply #16)

Thu Apr 16, 2020, 05:21 AM

17. "And when I go to the doctor"

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Response to Yavin4 (Reply #14)

Thu Apr 16, 2020, 05:22 AM

18. Boxer briefs

It's like a work-release program going on down there

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