My family decided we needed to have "a talk" today

[underpants]

“Dad,” my daughter started “Mom and I have been talking about we really think it’s time...it’s time...for you to either change those shorts or at least wash them”

😁

These shorts are really swimming trunks with the safety net cut out. I can knock this out during my next shower.

A two-fer. BONUS!

[blm]

1. 😆

[Ohiogal]

2. In a way, I'm envious ...

We’re still wearing sweat pants and winter coats here ....

[procon]

3. No Pants Tuesday is going to rollover into

No Pants Wednesday, unless one of us does some laundry today. It ain't gonna be me cuz both the darling kitties are blissfully dozing on top of my comfy heated throw as we all snuggle up on the recliner.

[Chainfire]

4. Are we supposed

to be washing our shorts?

[underpants]

5. Yeah. Really.

I mean change the unders and yeah I might wipe my hands off from time to time but hell it even rained the other night.

[whistler162]

7. Only if they stand on their own and complain

[Major Nikon]

8. Are we supposed to wear shorts?

[Chainfire]

12. Well, I do

Otherwise, I would get skid marks on my chair.....If there is one thing I hate, it is skid marks on my chair.....

[Major Nikon]

13. I wash my ass more than I wash my chairs

In theory, the chair gets cleaner every time I sit on it.

[Phentex]

6. ...

I thought this might be a kitchen intervention or something.

[UTUSN]

9. "safety net cut out" - I thought I was the only one!! 'cept mine are "fishing" shorts (I don't fish)

But there was this one time at a country hardware store and was going towards an older employee for help and he headed me off, yelling to another employee, "Joe, can you help the man in the swimming suit?!1"

[underpants]

10. They're great

I think I've had swimming trunks for 20 years. With pockets and such. Look like regular shorts.
Easy to wash and dry.



I used "safety net" as an alternative to "support structure" or "man hammock".

[UTUSN]

11. Your last sentence: Thanks for keeping us discreet and not lascivious!1

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[Yavin4]

14. So, with no safety net, the fellas down there are on their own?

Free to roam?

[UTUSN]

15. Not totally - regular underpants (see what I did there?!1 )

[mr_lebowski]

16. Since you bring it up, I pretty much wear underwear when I do any kind of sports/hiking ...

And when I go to the doctor.

That's pretty much it.

Not really a believer in the concept.

[underpants]

17. "And when I go to the doctor"

[underpants]

18. Boxer briefs

It's like a work-release program going on down there