I'm sick of these yellow exam gowns.

[Aristus]

I want something cut on the bias and that flatters my figure...

[Turbineguy]

1. If you were a patient

you'd be wearing something designed to show your bare ass.

[Aristus]

2. The world is not ready for that.

We're all sick enough already, thank you...

[Turbineguy]

3. Amen.

[alwaysinasnit]

4. Glad to know you still have a sense of humor. Stay safe.

[Aristus]

5. Thanks.

[procon]

6. Get one of those Bedazzler gizmos while you're at it.

Nothing says you're large (cough-cough) and in charge like a little sparkly bling and stick on pasties.

[In_The_Wind]

8. We all wish for something.

[Aristus]

9. Well, when I had to start wearing a mask every day,

everyone's wish came true...

[In_The_Wind]

10. Surly you jest ....

[Aristus]

11. ...

Yes...