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Mon May 25, 2020, 11:31 PM

OK, which DUer posted this on Craigslist back in 2016?

WANTED: COMMMITTED CAT LOVERS IN MALHEUR!!!

We will seize illegally held land and use it to establish a herd of free range cats from which to harvest wool. Malheur is the purrfect site for cat ranching the way God intended. It has an abundance of natural food, water, and a mild climate. Birds are plentiful. Catnip should thrive. We will develop a new breed: the Harney County ranch cat. We need hardy breeding stock such as Maine Coon, Manx, 'merican Bobtail, and Persian (natural born only). No hairless cats unless neutered/spayed. A few lions would be useful for defensive purposes. We don't expect them to breed with ranch stock. Artificial insemination might work but who wants to try that with a male lion? Our ranch will create sustainable community jobs and a quality organic product for the domestic market. We will have a low carbon footprint because felines produce little flatulence.

More: https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bnd/5418481859.html

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Reply OK, which DUer posted this on Craigslist back in 2016? (Original post)
csziggy May 2020 OP
DBoon May 2020 #1
The Velveteen Ocelot May 2020 #2
Niagara May 2020 #3
csziggy May 2020 #4
Niagara May 2020 #5
tblue37 May 2020 #6
Niagara May 2020 #7
Shrike47 May 2020 #8

Response to csziggy (Original post)

Mon May 25, 2020, 11:48 PM

1. That beats raising dental floss in Montana!

nt

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Response to DBoon (Reply #1)

Mon May 25, 2020, 11:49 PM

2. I'm going to Montana soon,

gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Mon May 25, 2020, 11:52 PM

3. It sounds like something LuckyCharms would do.

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Response to Niagara (Reply #3)

Mon May 25, 2020, 11:53 PM

4. It certainly does

Or maybe the late lamented MFM.

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Response to csziggy (Reply #4)

Mon May 25, 2020, 11:58 PM

5. Whoever is responsible

I'm still laughing my butt off!

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Response to Niagara (Reply #3)

Tue May 26, 2020, 12:13 AM

6. Lucky Charms or Floyd R. Turbo. nt

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Response to tblue37 (Reply #6)

Tue May 26, 2020, 12:40 AM

7. I'm still laughing about this gem.

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Response to csziggy (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2020, 12:47 AM

8. I wouldn't describe the climate in Harney County as mild, not at all. Like the ad, though.

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