Thu May 28, 2020, 11:32 AM
Aristus (54,320 posts)
My lab tech and I just had a laugh over my overly-jargon-filled order:
"Let's get the U/A, then I'll do the DRE, then we'll get a PSA ASAP, OK?"
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Aristus | May 2020 | OP |
In_The_Wind | May 2020 | #1 | |
3catwoman3 | May 2020 | #2 | |
sarge43 | May 2020 | #4 | |
3catwoman3 | May 2020 | #5 | |
sarge43 | May 2020 | #6 | |
3catwoman3 | May 2020 | #7 | |
sarge43 | May 2020 | #8 | |
Skittles | May 2020 | #3 |
Response to Aristus (Original post)
Thu May 28, 2020, 04:36 PM
3catwoman3 (16,430 posts)
2. While I was in the Air Force nurse corps, I kept a journal...
...for a while. Between military acronyms and medical abbreviations, I could write a whole paragraph that had no real nouns -
![]() DEROS - date of estimated return from overseas PCS - permanent change of station TDY - temporary duty AFSC - Air Force specialty code MWR - Morale, Welfare and Recreation The Navy is the master of acronyms. And then there’s always SNAFU and FUBAR. And JANAFU. |
Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #2)
Fri May 29, 2020, 05:32 AM
sarge43 (27,518 posts)
4. Some more
SSS: Staff Summary Sheet
PCA: Permanent Change of Assignment MoR: Memo of Record DOR: Date of Rank UPT: Undergraduate Pilot Training TAFMSD: Total Active Federal Military Service Date AFR: Air Force Regulation AFM: Air Force Manual ZTD: Zone of Total Destruction BFD: Big F*ckin' Deal FIGMO: F*ck It. Got My Orders |
Response to sarge43 (Reply #4)
Fri May 29, 2020, 03:00 PM
3catwoman3 (16,430 posts)
5. I had forgotten about FIGMO!
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Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #5)
Fri May 29, 2020, 03:19 PM
sarge43 (27,518 posts)
6. My tour here is done.
One more, SOS: same old shit.
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Response to sarge43 (Reply #6)
Fri May 29, 2020, 03:42 PM
3catwoman3 (16,430 posts)
7. Thanks for the jargon refresher.
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Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #7)
Fri May 29, 2020, 03:57 PM
sarge43 (27,518 posts)
8. My pleasure, ma'am.
Backatcha
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Response to Aristus (Original post)
Thu May 28, 2020, 11:46 PM
Skittles (133,623 posts)
3. heh
I work in IT - one time I left a phone message for an out-of-state co-worker, filled with acronyms. His elderly father lived with him and said, "Son, some drunk lady called for you, she left you a message". After my coworker listened to the message he said, "Dad, that's a work call, she's not drunk". The father said, WELL, SHE SOUNDS DRUNK TO ME.
About a month later I received an Skype IM from that coworker saying Dad says a drunk lady called....WAS THAT YOU? I replied NO, I DID NOT CALL YOU AND I AM NOT DRUNK! A while later he IM'd me again saying, THAT WAS A FRIEND OF MINE IN MICHIGAN......SHE REALLY *WAS* DRUNK. ![]() |