Penis Protective Services (PPS) showed up for a surprise H&W inspection this morning.
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I didn't pass. So, once again, they've taken him into protective custody and will probably
place him with a foster parent pretty soon.
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Apparently, someone turned me in for the duration and intensity of my partying last
weekend. Wasn't anyone ELSE as surprised as I was this morning to find out that it's
already WEDNESDAY?!?!?
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I mean, my penis-rearing techniques may be unorthodox, but it's my God-given
right to raise my penis up in the manner which I see fits.
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I'm pretty sure that's in the Bible somewhere.
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I MISS YOU, LI'L MFM!!! WE'LL BE TOGETHER AGAIN SOON... I SWEAR BABY!!!!!
STAND STRONG AND DON'T LET NO ONE GET YOU DOWN!!!!
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he has to leave our penis at home. Yes it is our penis. Don't want to take chances with him losing it like he does his keys and cell phone. I can keep track of my shubbery, but he really cannot control his penis like I can. 
