It's getting hard to find humor these days,

[nocoincidences]

even the dark kind that tickles me most.

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That actually is funny in a dark way.

It's all dark these days except for cat videos.

[Upthevibe]

2. That's a good one...

Yep....that's a good one...

[nocoincidences]

3. I had to explain to one of my roommates today what the apocalypse bingo card was about.

We just had a 5.1 earthquake sort of nearby, a very rare event, and someone posted it wasn't on their apocalypse bingo card.

I have Alien Invasion on mine but so far, only plague, hurricane, now earthquake...

It's bound to be on the way!

[Dem2theMax]

6. Aliens are too smart to come here!

But I think I would volunteer to go with them if they showed up.

[Zambero]

4. Conversely

Time flies by during better times.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

[Warpy]

7. I worked in hospitals a long time, they're ground zero for gallows humor.

I really have to watch it in polite company, people go green and drop their forks onto their plates.

I was shocked earlier today when I looked up the Searle Valley quake storm in California for an offshore pal and found out they happened a year ago over July 4. A year. Damn, I thought it was at least three, maybe four years ago.

The shitfest formerly known as 'Murka has got my time sense all fouled up.

[smirkymonkey]

8. Certainly feels like it.

God, this year is just dragging, and things are only getting worse. I really wish I could just be sedated through December 2020.

[central scrutinizer]

9. March felt like a year

The pace of shit hitting the fan was overwhelming