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Sat Aug 29, 2020, 09:07 AM

Your weekly naked Florida Man story




MARION COUNTY, Fla. (WGFL) A Dunnellon man is facing charges after deputies located him operating his vehicle in the nude.

Deputies received a call about a naked man knocking on a resident's door threatening to shoot someone he had been arguing with, according to deputies. Jerry Davis, 39, then attempted to get in his vehicle and leave, but he ended up backing into a ditch.

Davis was handed some clothes and asked to participate in field sobriety exercises, which he failed, deputies say. Davis was arrested and booked into the Marion County Jail for Driving Under the Influence. .............(more)

https://komonews.com/news/offbeat/naked-florida-man-charged-with-dui-after-threatening-to-shoot-person-backing-into-ditch-08-29-2020




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mikeysnot Aug 29 #1
Wicked Blue Aug 29 #2
jayschool2013 Aug 29 #3
COLGATE4 Aug 29 #4
TexasBushwhacker Aug 29 #5
rurallib Aug 29 #6
Kaleva Aug 30 #8
UTUSN Aug 29 #7
The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 30 #9

Response to marmar (Original post)

Sat Aug 29, 2020, 09:08 AM

1. Flori-

DUH....

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Sat Aug 29, 2020, 09:11 AM

2. If he had been black, he undoubtedly would have been shot dead

instead of being handed clothes.

On the other hand, at least he wasn't carrying a concealed weapon.

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Sat Aug 29, 2020, 09:12 AM

3. It's not the heat

It's the stupidity.

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Sat Aug 29, 2020, 10:08 AM

4. Meth is one hell of a drug!

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Sat Aug 29, 2020, 10:58 AM

5. There's actually a sub-Reddit /FloridaMan NT

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Sat Aug 29, 2020, 09:18 PM

6. what was he planning to shoot this other guy with if he was naked?

his own built in gun?

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Response to rurallib (Reply #6)

Sun Aug 30, 2020, 03:07 PM

8. He was going to shoot his load.

This being Florida, the other guy could have stood his ground and shot his load back.

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Sat Aug 29, 2020, 09:52 PM

7. The vehicle pic turned out to be an ad. Thought it was his, white seats/skid marks?!1

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Response to marmar (Original post)

Sun Aug 30, 2020, 03:21 PM

9. If he had a gun, was it concealed? And if so, where?

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