Some good news on the medical front today!

[Mme. Defarge]

This morning I had a video appointment pertaining to a recently diagnosed condition. My new medication seems to be working its magic and I was feeling pretty upbeat about the state of my health until I looked at my doctor’s After Visit Summary. Imagine my shock when I read that my age was recoded as 732 years old! Fortunately, after bringing this to his attention, he changed his summary, subtracting a few years. So now I don’t have to change my DOB to 1288 on all of my records and important documents when it should be more like 1743, n’est ce pas?😼

[Karadeniz]

1. You don't look a day over 600!

[Mme. Defarge]

2. Flattery

is good!

[MLAA]

3. Ooh La La, MMe Defarge

quelle surprise! Tu es magnifique depuis 732 ans! 😍

[Mme. Defarge]

4. Merci milles fois

Ma chère ou mon cher!

[MLAA]

5. Me suits use chere

et heureux d'en être un. Nice to dust off my high school and college French!

[MLAA]

6. My reply to this got auto-corrected like crazy!

It was suppose to read je suis une chere 💕

[Mme. Defarge]

7. Je sais!

Autocorrect is evil.

[hunter]

8. The last time my wife and I went out for a movie and dinner was about 700 years ago...

... or so it seems.

It's always nice when a medicine works its magic and you can feel better about your health, especially for those of us more than 500 years old.

[Mme. Defarge]

9. 👍

[lunatica]

10. Too bad! You could have held the world's record!

It could have been your claim to fame.

[Mme. Defarge]

11. Zute alors!

You mean I’m not really famous?

[lunatica]

14. I'm not either!

[Mme. Defarge]

15. It's just not right.

[Aristus]

12. So that WASN'T you in the Place de la Bastille?

Knitting burial shrouds for the condemned?

I think your user name is a little misleading, then...

[Mme. Defarge]

13. You don't believe in reincarnation?