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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm thinking of trading Duncan the golden retriever puppy in on newer normal model
I found new born golden retriever puppy 8 weeks old so we paid $650 for Duncan no papers. Duncan is 22 weeks old pure bread so Im thinking on trade in Ill probably get $5 dollars value on this pup Duncan as in trade in , Duncan is humping my arm tearing at my long sleeve t shirt at this moment Seriously as soon as you drive off the lot depreciation happens, I told Duncan seriously nothing personal I got stuck with the boog he was free. You lunatic fringe golden retriever puppy I paid cash for. Alls man wants is a normal dog like lassie not a Manson family pup.
Alls I get in response from Duncan sitting on couch is happy Grrrs ok mister were playing I love you. And Im gonna rip your shirt sleeve off. He is so sweet you know I wonder if my wife would notice if I got Duncan a brother from new golden retriever pup pack.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,523 posts)I love your writing! It's always great interpreting where the commas would go.
I think your wife would notice, and I'm sure you're joking.
TEB
(12,827 posts)Apologize for my whacked post well non correct post in punctuation
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,523 posts)I think your style is charming. Stream of consciousness writing and it's great!
elleng
(130,732 posts)(NOT!)
Hope your wife's health has improved.
TEB
(12,827 posts)Polly Hennessey
(6,787 posts)Duncan is pure, Duncan is 💗 love. Get Duncan a sister or brother. Playtime will be the Amazing Race and all you need to do is watch.
TEB
(12,827 posts)All dogs are so pure and love the post was sarcastic
Skittles
(153,113 posts)I so enjoy reading your posts, TEB
TEB
(12,827 posts)Skittles
(153,113 posts)I always get a chuckle and hoo boy, I could use some these days!
PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,816 posts)I got her from the shelter in July. She had come to them as a stray, and in her time with me it's become very clear that when she was with a human family, there were large dogs. And males in the household. (I'm female, despite my screen name) She is very lively, loves to run and chase and play. She really should have been adopted by someone with dogs.
TEB
(12,827 posts)PoindexterOglethorpe
(25,816 posts)back at ya