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TEB

(12,827 posts)
Sun Nov 1, 2020, 02:39 PM Nov 2020

I'm thinking of trading Duncan the golden retriever puppy in on newer normal model

I found new born golden retriever puppy 8 weeks old so we paid $650 for Duncan no papers. Duncan is 22 weeks old pure bread so I’m thinking on trade in I’ll probably get $5 dollars value on this pup Duncan as in trade in , Duncan is humping my arm tearing at my long sleeve t shirt at this moment Seriously as soon as you drive off the lot depreciation happens, I told Duncan seriously nothing personal I got stuck with the boog he was free. You lunatic fringe golden retriever puppy I paid cash for. Alls man wants is a normal dog like lassie not a Manson family pup.

Alls I get in response from Duncan sitting on couch is happy Grrrs ok mister we’re playing I love you. And I’m gonna rip your shirt sleeve off. He is so sweet you know I wonder if my wife would notice if I got Duncan a brother from new golden retriever pup pack.

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I'm thinking of trading Duncan the golden retriever puppy in on newer normal model (Original Post) TEB Nov 2020 OP
You are too funny, my dear TEB! CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2020 #1
I never paid attention in English in school Peggy TEB Nov 2020 #3
NO need to apologize! CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2020 #7
Oh I wonder TOO elleng Nov 2020 #2
It has my wife's health Ellen my friend thank you TEB Nov 2020 #4
And how crazy were you when toddler aged. Polly Hennessey Nov 2020 #5
I know Polly TEB Nov 2020 #6
Lolololol blm Nov 2020 #8
pure bread Skittles Nov 2020 #9
Glad you caught my humor skittles TEB Nov 2020 #10
aw man, I LOOK for it Skittles Nov 2020 #11
Maybe I should send you my cat. PoindexterOglethorpe Nov 2020 #12
She will get used to you TEB Nov 2020 #13
She has gotten better in the relatively short time I've had her. PoindexterOglethorpe Nov 2020 #14

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,523 posts)
1. You are too funny, my dear TEB!
Sun Nov 1, 2020, 02:42 PM
Nov 2020

I love your writing! It's always great interpreting where the commas would go.

I think your wife would notice, and I'm sure you're joking.

TEB

(12,827 posts)
3. I never paid attention in English in school Peggy
Sun Nov 1, 2020, 02:46 PM
Nov 2020

Apologize for my whacked post well non correct post in punctuation

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,523 posts)
7. NO need to apologize!
Sun Nov 1, 2020, 02:50 PM
Nov 2020

I think your style is charming. Stream of consciousness writing and it's great!

Polly Hennessey

(6,787 posts)
5. And how crazy were you when toddler aged.
Sun Nov 1, 2020, 02:48 PM
Nov 2020

Duncan is pure, Duncan is 💗 love. Get Duncan a sister or brother. Playtime will be the Amazing Race and all you need to do is watch.

PoindexterOglethorpe

(25,816 posts)
12. Maybe I should send you my cat.
Sun Nov 1, 2020, 04:11 PM
Nov 2020

I got her from the shelter in July. She had come to them as a stray, and in her time with me it's become very clear that when she was with a human family, there were large dogs. And males in the household. (I'm female, despite my screen name) She is very lively, loves to run and chase and play. She really should have been adopted by someone with dogs.

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