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(3,972 posts) Wed Nov 11, 2020, 07:32 AM Nov 2020

"Is Rudy there?"

Fantasy Island dildo shop is getting 10 to 15 calls a day asking this.

They should claim they have a replica of his penis and say, "No,but we have his dick".

Or, they could say, "Yes, but he has his hands in his pants and can't talk now."

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