Gentlemen, while in public, never try to get someone's attention by

[LuckyCharms]

throwing your underwear at them.

Just because it worked for women at Elvis Presley concerts, doesn't mean it's going to work for you.

Thang ya.

Thang ya vera much.

[Zambero]

1. Tom Jones took it a step further

Sweat-mopping and graciously returning undies to the adoring audience. Historians will forever be grateful that Rudy Giuliani was never given the opportunity to apply this practice to his unhinged press conferences. Having said that, original point taken.

[TEB]

2. Now I'll be able to save on the cost of underwear

Thank you for the advice I’ll take it and I’ll also be saving money on my attorney retainer

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3. Somehow throwing underwear at their kids instead seems wrong, but if you insist,....

[Aristus]

4. Damn.

Now I have to find something else to do with my underwear...