Humor for the Day

[kairos12]

An MG midget pulls along side a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light, "Do you have a car phone?" the driver of the MG asked the guy in the Rolls. "Of course I do," said the Rolls Driver.

"Well, do you have a fax machine?" asked the MG driver. "I have that too," said the Rolls driver. "Well do you have a double-bed?".

Ashen-faced, the Rolls driver sped off. That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double in his Rolls.

A week later the Rolls driver spots the MG parked on the side of the road. The back windows are fogged up and steam is pouring from the MG. The arrogant Rolls driver gets out of his luxury ride and bangs on the hood of the MG and the driver sticks his head out.

"I want you to know that I had a double-bed installed," brags the Rolls driver.

The MG driver is unimpressed and replies, "You got me out of the shower to tell me that!"

[keithbvadu2]

1. Jet fighter versus cargo plane.

Jet fighter versus cargo plane.

Fighter pilot says: Watch this and does a couple of barrel rolls.

Cargo pilot says: Not bad. Watch this..... and nothing happens.

Fighter pilot says: I didn't see anything impressive. What did you do?

Cargo pilot says: I got up and went to the bathroom.

[Major Nikon]

2. With the new fighter pilot apparel you literally just piss your pants

A battery powered device detects urine and sucks it into a bag for storage.

Still it's nice having a blue room and the ability to get up and stretch your legs.