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discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,476 posts)
Sun Nov 29, 2020, 08:20 PM Nov 2020

From Reader's Digest

A state trooper pulls alongside a speeding car and looks over to see the driver is not only senior citizen and a woman but also that she is knitting while driving. Not wanting to alarm or distract her, he rolls down the window and calls to her, "Pull over." She answers back, "No, cardigan."

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From Reader's Digest (Original Post) discntnt_irny_srcsm Nov 2020 OP
On par with Sherman A1's zingers Blue Owl Nov 2020 #1
Ever see an elephant hiding in cherry tree? discntnt_irny_srcsm Nov 2020 #2
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