I am so deceitful with my wife of 34 years sitting on couch with Duncan pup and her.

[TEB]

My wife - My god he wreaks my dear wife mentioned as Duncan is sleeping between us.

Me -Yes I mentioned to her FURRIEST GUMP does stink.

My wife- I wonder what he ate

Me - No answer

I don’t have the nerve to tell her Duncan and man split sardines crackers and mustard earlier.

Before you judge me on my deceit to quote the great Yosemite Sam from looney tunes the long eared galoot was humping my arm. As I opened the sardines as we sat on couch. And it’s pack rules you gotta share.

So Boog Duncan and man split sardines.

[MLAA]

1. The good news is you smell good in comparison 😬

[niyad]

2. Oh my, deceitful person, you. I don't know. Did you at least get your mom's hooch?

[TEB]

5. Yup she's buzzed

[catbyte]

3. Totally understandable. You cannot betray the pack.

[magicarpet]

4. Maybe the sardines packed in red hot sauce would be more agreeable,...

... to the digestive track of the pooch.

Do they make Certs for dogs ?

[Ziggysmom]

7. Boiled eggs make room evacuating dog farts 🤭

[In_The_Wind]

8. Sardines are great for the dogs fur.