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Sat Jan 16, 2021, 10:51 AM

I am so deceitful with my wife of 34 years sitting on couch with Duncan pup and her.

My wife - My god he wreaks my dear wife mentioned as Duncan is sleeping between us.

Me -Yes I mentioned to her FURRIEST GUMP does stink.

My wife- I wonder what he ate

Me - No answer

I donít have the nerve to tell her Duncan and man split sardines crackers and mustard earlier.

Before you judge me on my deceit to quote the great Yosemite Sam from looney tunes the long eared galoot was humping my arm. As I opened the sardines as we sat on couch. And itís pack rules you gotta share.

So Boog Duncan and man split sardines.

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Reply I am so deceitful with my wife of 34 years sitting on couch with Duncan pup and her. (Original post)
TEB Jan 2021 OP
MLAA Jan 2021 #1
niyad Jan 2021 #2
TEB Jan 2021 #5
catbyte Jan 2021 #3
magicarpet Jan 2021 #4
Chin music Jan 2021 #6
Ziggysmom Jan 2021 #7
In_The_Wind Jan 2021 #8

Response to TEB (Original post)

Sat Jan 16, 2021, 10:54 AM

1. The good news is you smell good in comparison 😬

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Sat Jan 16, 2021, 10:55 AM

2. Oh my, deceitful person, you. I don't know. Did you at least get your mom's hooch?

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Response to niyad (Reply #2)

Sat Jan 16, 2021, 10:58 AM

5. Yup she's buzzed

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Sat Jan 16, 2021, 10:55 AM

3. Totally understandable. You cannot betray the pack.

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Sat Jan 16, 2021, 10:57 AM

4. Maybe the sardines packed in red hot sauce would be more agreeable,...

... to the digestive track of the pooch.

Do they make Certs for dogs ?

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Sat Jan 16, 2021, 11:14 AM

7. Boiled eggs make room evacuating dog farts 🤭

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Response to TEB (Original post)

Sun Jan 17, 2021, 02:47 PM

8. Sardines are great for the dogs fur.

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