My wife called me immature

[TEB]

I told her then get out of my pillow fort.

[Under The Radar]

1. A permanent ban from the clubhouse

[Glamrock]

2. Bwaaaaaaa

Is it the Hemanwomanhaters club?

[dawg day]

3. No Grils Aloud

Cooties!

[asiliveandbreathe]

4. Is that all, my poor husband..immature is the least of it..bobbyslobby comes to mind

often..especially if he doesn't have a job for a week..which is unusual...or golf 3 times a week..right now in AZ rain and hail for last three days..

He thinks if he does the cooking I clean up..where, oh where does that come from.. if he has spattered bacon grease all over the stove and counters..dishes left in the sink with hardened egg, he didn't at least rinse them off..when he leaves his clothes on the floor and not put them in the washer. Leaves glasses on the table without picking it up and putting it in the dishwasher..where did that come from..every tv in the house is on to what he wants to watch..I got so saturated with NCAA football, I put my foot down after 38 years..

My eyes are NOW wide open..got to go, need to make the bed..hey, wait..he is not paying attention to my putting my foot down..

[getagrip_already]

5. you cook, I clean is sop in our house....

or visa-versa. Usually the cook cleans up as they go, but unless it's a special occasion, we split the chores.

[asiliveandbreathe]

6. I cook, I clean has always been the sop around heah..now that he is retired

for the last few years (semi-retired, someone is always looking for him to paint their house)..he has taken to cooking..OMG..what a mess..he is learning to clean as he goes..now, split chores...we have a long way to go..

[AmyStrange]

8. This is good stuff...

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I’m taking notes, and then kickin’ some ass!

Thank you.
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[UTUSN]

7. What do your pet companions call you? --- I keed, I keed!1

[trueblue2007]

9. pillow fort..... is yours better than these?