What the Fuck is going on here!?!

[Son of Gob]

Why does Canada call their shitty mac and cheese Kraft Dinner? They also like to put ketchup or sometimes catsup on top of it. Needless to say this discovery has ruined my day and quite possibly my month.

[Archae]

1. Considering what Canadians call a snack...

(As in poutine...)

[Son of Gob]

3. Yeesh

Call it gravy fries. What is going on up there!?!

[PoliticAverse]

2. Those Krafty Canadians...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_Dinner#Canadian_Culture

[Son of Gob]

4. From the link

"Kraft Dinner revolves in that all-but-unobtainable orbit of the Tim Hortons doughnut and the A&W Teen Burger. It is one of that great trinity of quick digestibles that have been enrolled as genuine Canadian cultural icons."

They're eating teens! What the fuck!

[PoliticAverse]

5. Taste like veal...

Besides old people are too tough.

[Dr. Strange]

8. In America, we call the A&W Teen Burger "soylent green."

In France, they call it the A&W Royale, because of the metric system.

[bluesbassman]

10. Check out the big brain on Dr. Strange! You're a smart motherfucker.

That's right. The metric system.




























Disclaimer in case of word police alert intervention: Dr. Strange is not to my knowledge a motherfucker at this time, nor has he ever been one in the past. This is a play on dialog from the movie "Pulp Fiction".

[Dr. Strange]

12. What?

Of course, the ironic thing is that Canada also uses the metric system, so really, what was France thinking?

[PoliticAverse]

14. Say "what" again!! n/t

[boston bean]

6. And they eat theirs with a fork and us Americans a spoon! WTH!!!!!!!!

[HopeHoops]

7. I get the store brand - half the price and often tastes better. Well, for the chemical orange stuff

If I want REAL Mac & Cheese I get Annie's.

[LynneSin]

9. Wait til you see what they do with French Fries (those with heart condition do not click here)

THat's cheese curds they put on their french fries. They call it Poutine, i call it a basket of heart disease!

[mykpart]

20. What? Everyone knows

you put CREAM gravy on french fries! It comes in your steak finger basket!

[aikoaiko]

11. At least we are still the cheesiest.

[TrogL]

13. In Canada for a product to be labelled "Cheese" it actually must contain cheese

Orange oil by-product is not cheese.

[PoliticAverse]

18. What do they call 'American cheese' in Canada ? n/t

[Denninmi]

15. Relax, it will be OK. Have a Danone Yogurt.

Canada:



USA:

[Son of Gob]

16. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Bucky]

17. Under Canada law, you can only call something "the cheesiest" if it is scientifically proven as such

whereas in America, an entire box of mac-n-cheese does not constitute a full dinner

[pinboy3niner]

19. Shut up and be THANKFUL it's not...

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[WorseBeforeBetter]

21. "The Hangover" for $500, Alex.

Oh, wait... boxed food.

Doesn't Kraft make the Rainbow Oreos that have the Million Bored Moms in a lather? Eat Oreos, and mac and "cheese"!