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"Are you wiping your ka-ka hands on the bathroom hand towel?" my wife asks me.
I had been doing dirty work outside, came in and thought I had washed my hands well before wiping them dry. Apparently not as my wife soon after spotted the dirty towel and asked me the question. "Ka-ka hands?" I replied. "What am I? 2?".
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That made me 
