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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAdvice to my children on marriage
Well our three older daughters are married so advice to our sons. Once you meet that special woman and you start a family. Do not end up like your old man collecting furry nerds boog or a Duncan pup just do not be a soft shit. Do not fall for the pup cuteness i say this with sarcasm. Boog Duncan just got into a half ass dog fight over can of crescent rolls. Im like WTF its not like we dont feed you two ass clowns the crescent roll can hit floor we didnt know. Until after all the trash barking.
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Advice to my children on marriage (Original Post)
Duncanpup
Apr 2021
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Diamond_Dog
(31,658 posts)2. They always act like they're starving, don't they!
And we humans get sucked in every time....
magicarpet
(13,935 posts)3. Sleep with your shoes on so he does not eat your feet while you sleep.
Duncanpup
(12,716 posts)4. I think I'll be ok
chances are really low on being mauled by these two when Im sleeping
I THINK!
I THINK!