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Duncanpup

(12,716 posts)
Sat Apr 3, 2021, 05:30 PM Apr 2021

Advice to my children on marriage

Well our three older daughters are married so advice to our sons. Once you meet that special woman and you start a family. Do not end up like your old man collecting furry nerds boog or a Duncan pup just do not be a soft shit. Do not fall for the pup cuteness i say this with sarcasm. Boog Duncan just got into a half ass dog fight over can of crescent rolls. I’m like WTF it’s not like we don’t feed you two ass clowns the crescent roll can hit floor we didn’t know. Until after all the trash barking.

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Advice to my children on marriage (Original Post) Duncanpup Apr 2021 OP
;-) elleng Apr 2021 #1
They always act like they're starving, don't they! Diamond_Dog Apr 2021 #2
Sleep with your shoes on so he does not eat your feet while you sleep. magicarpet Apr 2021 #3
I think I'll be ok Duncanpup Apr 2021 #4
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