A woman was flirting with me at grocery store , my wife said she has Covid

[Duncanpup]

Last edited Fri Apr 23, 2021, 07:10 PM - Edit history (1)

I asked my wife why she would think that. My wife replied clearly she has no taste.

[Beakybird]

1. SO FUNNY!!!

[Wounded Bear]

2. OK, that got a chuckle...

[soothsayer]

3. Ha!

[brush]

4. That got a laugh out of me. A sharp-witted mate can be fun...

but don't enter the battle if you're unarmed.

[Sanity Claws]

5. So that was you and your wife!

Let me return the insult --- I didn't like what I saw in your grocery cart. The two of you don't even have taste in your mouths!

[Duncanpup]

12. Why did you not let me borrow your store discount card

I could have gotten 5% off on cat litter and motor oil.

[Diamond_Dog]

6. ....

[CaptainTruth]

7. I LOLd!

[relayerbob]

8. Hahahaha

[jaxexpat]

9. You must always love a woman that cuts so cleanly.

[peppertree]

10. Covicious!

[MLAA]

11. You keep that up and you'll be at HoJos early bird show before you know it!!

That was a particularly good one!

[Shermann]

13. She COULD have worked the no sense of smell into the joke too

Must have been going easy on you.

[louis-t]

14. D'oh!

[Laha]

15. Thank you for the laugh!

[keithbvadu2]

16. OUCH!

[AZ8theist]

17. I don't care who you are...

Dats funny rat dare!!

[a kennedy]

18. 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

Love your wife. ❤️

[Blue_playwright]

19. So stealing this!

[elleng]

20. ;-)))

[BobTheSubgenius]

21. Nice one!

*rim shot*

[ShazzieB]

22. I just busted out laughing!

In an empty room. At 3 a.m.

Fortunately, I don't think I woke my husband up. He'd have thought I was ready for the funny farrm!

[COL Mustard]

23. Ha Ha!

Advice for wives: don’t make fun of your husband’s choices. After all, you are one of them!

[True Blue American]

24. That got a laugh, too!