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Sat Apr 24, 2021, 09:05 PM

(Christmas) Gift idea ***🤭 WARNING ⚠️ LANGUAGE ***

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Reply (Christmas) Gift idea ***🤭 WARNING ⚠️ LANGUAGE *** (Original post)
underpants Apr 2021 OP
jpak Apr 2021 #1
Diamond_Dog Apr 2021 #2
2naSalit Apr 2021 #3
jmowreader Apr 2021 #4

Response to underpants (Original post)

Sat Apr 24, 2021, 09:07 PM

1. Ha

I got one of them for my 4th birthday

Fucking A

Yup

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Sat Apr 24, 2021, 09:10 PM

2. LOL

Can you imagine saying that to your parents as a kid!

My mother would faint!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Sat Apr 24, 2021, 10:06 PM

3. LOL!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Sun Apr 25, 2021, 12:22 AM

4. Other kickass gift ideas

They say every little boy likes to pretend heís his daddy. So in that spirit...

My Little Tugboat: if daddy is a tugboat captain, junior will love this real working 24-foot tugboat. Equipped with a 250-horse Diesel engine, this fair ship will pull stumps out of riverbanks, stranded yachts to safety, and jealous stares from the rest of the kids in his class.

My Little Welding Shop: if daddy is an ironworker, prepare your son now for the workaday world with this reasonably priced set containing a 650-amp multiprocess welder, a plasma cutter, a crane and a dump truck full of scrap iron thatíll be placed in your back yard whether you want it there or not. Junior will spend thousands of joyous hours making all sorts of useful items that will be a pleasure to have around the house, or that can be sold to raise money for his tuition at community college.

My Little Barber Shop: suitable for both boys and girls, this one comes with a kid-size barber chair, a pair of real electric clippers, a set of combs, scissors and razors, and a genuine Official Menís Hairstyle Manual. Once you get past the hundreds of phone calls from irate parents demanding to know why their daughter is shaved bald again, youíll love it.

My Little Chef: both boys and girls will revel in this starter kitchen complete with a 60-inch commercial range. Requires higher natural gas pressure than 99 percent of homes actually have, but once you get the city to rezone your house to industrial, thatíll be easily taken care of.

My Little Weed Grower: only available in states with legal cannabis, our team of horticultural scientists have engineered a plant that grows just like marijuana but canít be smoked. Comes complete with an application for a state pot growerís license to be filed on juniorís 21st birthday.

My Little Race Car Driver: prepare your child now for a career in the lucrative field of stock car racing with this play set that contains a genuine retired NASCAR stock car and more wrenches than youíve ever seen. Most of these sets require significant work before your kid can drive the car because letís face it, thereís a reason the team that built the car got rid of it.

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