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Your porn name is your middle name and the first car you owned. (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2021 OP
Steve Catalina here. pdxflyboy Apr 2021 #1
Ha! 😂 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2021 #3
John Granada Abnredleg Apr 2021 #2
😃 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2021 #5
Scott Swinger ZZenith Apr 2021 #4
🤣 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2021 #6
Beetle Elsa.... secondwind Apr 2021 #7
Nice! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2021 #59
Alaire Beetle FalloutShelter Apr 2021 #8
Sweet! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2021 #60
Thanks for your security questions unc70 Apr 2021 #9
Let's change it up then. Your first pet's name and your favorite color. Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2021 #58
Petie Lavender n/t sarge43 Apr 2021 #68
Ha! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2021 #77
This message was self-deleted by its author zaj Apr 2021 #10
I'm not following the rules. My porn name is "Jumbo Driver". I worked for a blood center and for a brewens Apr 2021 #11
You rebel you! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2021 #61
marie karman ghia... samnsara Apr 2021 #12
🏆🥇 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2021 #62
I know someone whose name would be "renata sonata" unblock Apr 2021 #13
Classic! Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2021 #63
Tommy Coronet here ExciteBike66 Apr 2021 #14
👍🏻 Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2021 #64
Edmund Rampage jcgoldie Apr 2021 #15
Howell Fleetline Glorfindel Apr 2021 #16
Volare! Earth-shine Apr 2021 #17
Rich Longbed The Unmitigated Gall Apr 2021 #18
... Faux pas Apr 2021 #19
Don Impala Raster Apr 2021 #20
Loyd Silver Streak 5X Apr 2021 #21
Pedro Pinto Beakybird Apr 2021 #22
Wayne Camaro ! stonecutter357 Apr 2021 #23
that's deffo a porn name Celerity Apr 2021 #45
Oh my! Dream Girl Apr 2021 #48
Steve Galaxy 500...!! essaynnc Apr 2021 #24
Ellen Century Walleye Apr 2021 #25
Brat. Scrivener7 Apr 2021 #26
actually Brat or Bratty is soooo porn, lol Celerity Apr 2021 #46
Marie Marquis JenniferJuniper Apr 2021 #27
Marie Marquis could also be a famous burlesque dancer. Dream Girl Apr 2021 #53
Renee Dart nt Wicked Blue Apr 2021 #28
Anne Maverick Freddie Apr 2021 #29
Anne Nova 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 2021 #30
Marjorie Ford Fairlane..hubby's is Richard Beetle..hey - another name to add asiliveandbreathe Apr 2021 #31
Ann Corona a kennedy Apr 2021 #32
Howard Triumph callous taoboy Apr 2021 #33
Inez Metropolitan SamKnause Apr 2021 #34
Michelle Mustang FirstLight Apr 2021 #35
Alyce Malibu Polly Hennessey Apr 2021 #36
Dick Buick underpants Apr 2021 #37
No! Dream Girl Apr 2021 #49
And the number of films you've done are the last four digits of your SSN Effete Snob Apr 2021 #38
Aren't you supposed to use your first pet's name? PJMcK Apr 2021 #39
Ned Camaro Captain Zero Apr 2021 #40
Bill Barracuda. Sneederbunk Apr 2021 #41
This message was self-deleted by its author Sneederbunk Apr 2021 #56
Lee Mustang.... bahboo Apr 2021 #42
I'm getting a cross between Tom Selleck and Kevin Coster. Dream Girl Apr 2021 #54
haha...at this point, a varied gray goatee... bahboo Apr 2021 #55
royce rambler? rampartc Apr 2021 #43
Jason Renault - I like it. ProfessorPlum Apr 2021 #44
Thomas Tempest. NNadir Apr 2021 #47
The best porn name that I've seen yet! Buckeye_Democrat Apr 2021 #66
Ann Tercel. Dream Girl Apr 2021 #50
This message was self-deleted by its author Mister Ed Apr 2021 #51
Duane Mercury. gibraltar72 Apr 2021 #52
Aren't there any Harry Probes out there? Sneederbunk Apr 2021 #57
Kay Delta 88 AwakeAtLast Apr 2021 #65
Weird. rownesheck Apr 2021 #67
Kay Spyder Nevilledog Apr 2021 #69
this is how hackers find your secret questions.... IcyPeas Apr 2021 #70
My middle name was legally changed into my LAST name lillypaddle Apr 2021 #71
Andrew Galaxie BluesRunTheGame Apr 2021 #72
Rod Cobra Quemado Apr 2021 #73
Lee Cougar. I like it! catbyte Apr 2021 #74
Then my last name would be MGA... TomWilm Apr 2021 #75
Yvonne Fiat ShazzieB Apr 2021 #76
Sam Jeep? Passenger Apr 2021 #78
Teresa B210 (as in Datsun) ChubbyStar Apr 2021 #79
Walter Beetle ironflange Apr 2021 #80
Lynn Vega. I'd like you to meet my brother Vincent. 😄 nolabear Apr 2021 #81
Alexandria Skylark Talitha Apr 2021 #82

Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

brewens

(13,525 posts)
11. I'm not following the rules. My porn name is "Jumbo Driver". I worked for a blood center and for a
Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:05 AM
Apr 2021

few years, we communicated by walkie talkie on mobile drives. I'd be inside the building hosting the drive registering donors and use those to talk to the crew on the bus.

We all had fun making up handles, and I had everyone calling me that. They thought it was just because I'm a big dude and the bus driver. They had no clue I was snickering about the porn actor angle. One day someone laughed about "Jumbo Driver" and I told them I made a few movies under that name back in the 80's. They about blew the roof off the bus when they got it! LOL

Earth-shine

(3,926 posts)
17. Volare!
Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:12 AM
Apr 2021

I have no middle name. (My parents deprived me that way.)

I think Volaré is quite sufficient as a power porn name.

If not, just call me Big Daddy Volaré.

 

Effete Snob

(8,387 posts)
38. And the number of films you've done are the last four digits of your SSN
Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:19 AM
Apr 2021

Why do this to people?

These are common security questions used to protect password reset systems.

You are just tricking people into compromising their security, and there is nothing funny about it.

PJMcK

(21,985 posts)
39. Aren't you supposed to use your first pet's name?
Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:24 AM
Apr 2021

According to Bustle.com, "In fact, we’ve all probably determined them the same way – by taking our middle (or first pet’s) name, and following that up with the name of our street."

The article is kind of fun:

https://www.bustle.com/articles/124486-how-porn-stars-really-pick-their-stage-names

Using their suggestion, I'd be Muffin Meadowview!

Following your rule, I'd be Joey Stanza.

Response to Sneederbunk (Reply #41)

 

Dream Girl

(5,111 posts)
54. I'm getting a cross between Tom Selleck and Kevin Coster.
Thu Apr 29, 2021, 11:12 AM
Apr 2021

Lee Mustang would have a 70s mustache.

bahboo

(16,299 posts)
55. haha...at this point, a varied gray goatee...
Thu Apr 29, 2021, 11:46 AM
Apr 2021

could have pulled off a Costner vibe back in the day, had I been tall, thin, attractive and talented....

Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

IcyPeas

(21,829 posts)
70. this is how hackers find your secret questions....
Thu Apr 29, 2021, 05:25 PM
Apr 2021

what is your middle name?

what was the first car you owned?



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