Silly question thread

[red dog 1]

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

[soothsayer]

1. Is your refrigerator running?

[tavernier]

31. Ha ha.

Great minds.

[Scrivener7]

2. Where is my other sock?

[Wolf Frankula]

56. Yakima Washington

That's where missing socks go.

Wolf

[Scrivener7]

57. .

[Faux pas]

3. Where

are my keys?

[Marie Marie]

5. Check your vaccination site.

[Laffy Kat]

21. ......

[keithbvadu2]

4. Is Trump an honorable man?

[LakeArenal]

6. I thought my nose was running but it's snot.

[red dog 1]

13. Ha!

[LakeArenal]

7. Errrr. LET HIM OUT.

[left-of-center2012]

8. Why does my nose run ...

... and my feet smell ?

[Wicked Blue]

10. Because you're built upside down

[Glorfindel]

9. Why do we drive on parkways but park in driveways?

Enquiring minds want to know!

[red dog 1]

14. Didn't George Carlin once ask that?

[lpbk2713]

16. Your stuff is shit.

My shit is stuff.

[red dog 1]

18. He was a genius

and died way too young.

[lpbk2713]

20. He truly was.

As part of his routine he could rattle off a long list of things.
I couldn't even read it that fast. I always was in awe of that.

[Wicked Blue]

11. What's the difference between a duck? nt

[Trueblue1968]

12. are you sure that is not the WOMAN IN THE MOON ??

[red dog 1]

15. Is Mike Hunt here?

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

[lpbk2713]

17. What color is an orange?

[eppur_se_muova]

22. An old B.C. cartoon, from waaaaay back in the day ...

What's that blue thing you're eating?

It's an "orange".

{thought bubble: Poor guy must be fruit blind.}

[malthaussen]

74. +1 Johnny Hart was a great cartoonist. n/t

[YoshidaYui]

19. Where's the BEEF?

[jmowreader]

23. No.

[sdfernando]

24. Is my pet rock too loud?

[tblue37]

25. Is it wetter under water if you stand there in the rain? Is it shorter to New York than

it is by plane?

[red dog 1]

26. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

[sprinkleeninow]

27. It's baaad of me...

"Do people who fly in upside-down plane have crack up?"

😇

Edited to frame as a question.

[red dog 1]

28. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

[red dog 1]

29. "Do you know a man by the name of La Fong?"

[Doc_Technical]

35. Capital L,

small a, capital F. small o, small n, small g.

LaFong! Karl LaFong!

[red dog 1]

36. Do you know him?

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(That's what the guy finally asked W.C. Fields after all the "capital L small a" stuff)

"No, I don't know him"

[Wolf Frankula]

49. "And if I did know him I wouldn't admit it."

Wolf

[Shoeless Louis]

63. Good job doc. I didn't see your reply. Thanks for the smile.

Good job doc. I didn’t see your reply. Thanks for the smile.

[red dog 1]

76. Welcome to DU!

[Shoeless Louis]

62. Carl LaFong

Capitol C… Don’t make me do this. It’s a great WC Fields skit.

[red dog 1]

30. Why not?

[red dog 1]

32. "What, Me Worry?"

[red dog 1]

33. Have you seen my weiner?

[red dog 1]

34. What number is higher, Donald Trump's IQ or the number of women he sexually harassed?

[red dog 1]

37. What did I do to deserve this?

[red dog 1]

38. Did the nose come with the glasses?

[Angleae]

39. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

[red dog 1]

40. If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[red dog 1]

41. What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

[red dog 1]

42. If a tree falls in the forest and hits Donald Trump, who would he sue?

[red dog 1]

43. Ask the girls outside if they've seen Mike Hunt?

[red dog 1]

44. Why do people call a water heater a "hot" water heater?

[YoshidaYui]

47. because its

sexy as hell!!

[rurallib]

51. !

[Mad_Dem_X]

46. Do you have pigs feet?

Wear socks so no one will notice!

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

48. Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama ding dong?

[Xavier Breath]

50. How many licks does it take

to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

It's not three, that damn owl cheated!

[rurallib]

52. Who put the "Bop" in the "bop-she-bop-she-bop"?

[smirkymonkey]

53. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Jim G.]

54. What's Worse Than Finding A Frog On Your Piano?

[red dog 1]

58. Finding a frog under the toilet seat?

(I experienced this once)

[Jim G.]

60. No...

Finding a crab on your organ.

[Wolf Frankula]

55. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost over night?

Wolf

[red dog 1]

59. How do you like me so far?

[Shoeless Louis]

61. A little farther would be nice.

Can we still be friends?

[red dog 1]

64. Welcome to DU!

[red dog 1]

65. Why don't you two just get a room?

[MatthewHatesTrump2]

66. Why me?

[red dog 1]

67. How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

[red dog 1]

68. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

[red dog 1]

69. Bueller? Bueller?

[red dog 1]

70. Do you come here often?

[red dog 1]

71. If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?

[red dog 1]

72. Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

[red dog 1]

73. What is Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album?

[red dog 1]

77. (A four-year-old's favorite question) "Why"

Or "Why not?