Boys went to a strip club my wife is mad she asked them what they saw

[Duncanpup]

Their reply they saw dad

[ret5hd]

1. Yeah but he was just playing the piano.

[multigraincracker]

2. Back in the 80s my bar buddy said lets go to the strip club.

I said sure and he said he hadn't been to one in years. As soon as we walked in, a couple of the girls ran up to him and said "we haven't seen you all week". Not that I cared.

[spooky3]

3. Check out Peggy Bundy's arriving at Troy's

In Girls Just Want to Have Fun 1 episode of Married with Children.

[Diamond_Dog]

4. You were there to haul their asses home, right?

[samnsara]

5. not on stage i hope!

[Duncanpup]

6. Nah

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[Glamrock]

7. Ahahahaha!

[marble falls]

8. I quit going pretty quick when I was in the Navy. I found I could be rejected by a better ...

... class of women for free. I had no need to pay for abuse.

I had a boss in Austin who handed out Christmas bonuses at a jiggle shop. All I wanted to do was just eat my steak, drink my ice tea and get my check.

He once told me to use my account to take architects to "gentleman's" clubs. I said, "Architects don't want to go there."
"Oh yes, they do."
"OK, then I don't."

He sent a dancer to lap dance me. When she touched me, I jumped up and said, "No, No, No, No!"

Had my check by then and bugged out.

Once a salesman dragged me into one in Iowa and all I could think of was my wife and kids at home.