My wife is in E-8 mode company first sgt , she finds sins
I find humor as a husband a father former infantry vet, I remember my three first sgt and commandments that they held dearly. The most comical first sgt I ever had was when I was in 2/325 pir at Bragg, he was a staunch southern Baptist great soldier Vietnam vet ranger qualified. His Friday speeches were men don’t partake in satans plan and blow your pay on loose women and alcohol , why come to my church on Sunday and have fellowship. This way I won’t have to come to the MP station over the weekend and get you or have to counsel you on a Monday.
Or one time he the Baptist first sgt saw me putting a saint Michael medallion in my rucksack before a jump. Saint Michael the patron saint of the airborne, and top came over and put his hand on my shoulder and talked and prayed with me , airborne you are covered under the blood of Jesus you are protected you do not need to use idolatry. You know I was thinking ok top I need all the help I can use I didn’t have the heart to tell him about my idolatry superstition and my luck MRE spoon that I used over and over.
Sorry for the ramble yet I’m pointing out the sins that my wife says is a no no around here. This morning she opened up the dishwasher looking for clean coffee cups and one of the boys who loaded it only ran the colander and one old pot. In the sink was like eight plates silverware and at least six coffee cups. The guys are in triple s express mode the interrogations will start soon. 
I’m thinking our three guys would make great skaters shamming enlisted in the army.
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I hear the judge and jury have a soft spot for chocolate labs.