As one of the oldest members of DU I have the power to give you RETROACTIVELY!!!!

[LynneSin]

Since 'RETROACTIVELY' seems to work for Mitt Romney why not give everyone the power to change history thru retroactively. But here's the thing, like a good genie you only get THREE chances to use it.

So post here 3 things you would change RETROACTIVELY

[Scuba]

1. I would retroactively change the rules to all FIVE chances.

[LynneSin]

3. I'm retroactively changing the rules so that you don't get any

so there!!

[turtlerescue1]

2. The Past, The Future and will save the third one.

[HopeHoops]

4. Just one thing - to make the rules work like CalvinBall.

[LynneSin]

5. Did you know I retroactively made myself the writer and creator of "Calvin and Hobbes"

We erased that strip retroactively.

[HopeHoops]

6. Then retroactively reinstate it or tell me what drugs I must be on. I still remember it.

[Baitball Blogger]

7. I already thought this through when I had to answer a question on Pottermore.

I will retroactively change the past, but will not go beyond the birth of my children, 'cuz as bright as they are there's one of them where his father and I both agree that his fastest day was the day he was conceived. Don't want to mess wid that.