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Bucky

(53,998 posts) Mon Jul 16, 2012, 11:18 AM Jul 2012

Today's debate: if you have sex with God, would it be cheating on your significant other?

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Today's debate: if you have sex with God, would it be cheating on your significant other? (Original Post) Bucky Jul 2012 OP

I'd have to ask a Catholic Cleric Turbineguy Jul 2012 #1

Does anyone really have sex with God? pink-o Jul 2012 #2

No, because...IOKIYAD Wait Wut Jul 2012 #3

Well, at least yelling "OH GOD!" would be appropriate. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #4

'Spose God yells "Oh ME, Oh ME!"? nolabear Jul 2012 #5

This could get a little kinky. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #6

It would be masturbation TrogL Jul 2012 #7

Turbineguy

(37,319 posts)

1. I'd have to ask a Catholic Cleric

Reply to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 11:21 AM

Jul 2012

They know all about sex.

pink-o

(4,056 posts)

2. Does anyone really have sex with God?

Reply to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 11:37 AM

Jul 2012

Or is He just the go-to guy you use to tell your parents you're pregnant? "Really, Dad: God did it. I'm still a virgin, and I bet I can get Joseph to marry me after all!"

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)

3. No, because...IOKIYAD

Reply to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 11:48 AM

Jul 2012

It's okay if you're a deity...or screwing one.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

4. Well, at least yelling "OH GOD!" would be appropriate.

Reply to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 12:08 PM

Jul 2012

nolabear

(41,959 posts)

5. 'Spose God yells "Oh ME, Oh ME!"?

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 12:22 PM

Jul 2012

And personally, if he's hung like a swan I'm like...no.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

6. This could get a little kinky.

Reply to nolabear (Reply #5)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 12:31 PM

Jul 2012

TrogL

(32,822 posts)

7. It would be masturbation

Reply to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 04:16 PM

Jul 2012

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