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Mon Sep 20, 2021, 08:23 AM

So my wife asked, what is the difference between a new dog and a husband.

After a year the dog is still excited to see you, and a dog only takes a couple months to train.

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Reply So my wife asked, what is the difference between a new dog and a husband. (Original post)
Duncanpup Sep 20 OP
EYESORE 9001 Sep 20 #1
Duncanpup Sep 20 #2
samnsara Sep 20 #3
jcgoldie Sep 20 #4
Duncanpup Sep 20 #5
Binkie The Clown Sep 20 #6
marble falls Sep 20 #7
csziggy Sep 20 #8

Response to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Sep 20, 2021, 08:33 AM

1. You're skating on thin ice

I was in the doghouse for what seemed like eons for this joke:

Q: Why do they call it PMS?

A: Mad cow disease was already taken.

Iíve since dropped it from my repertoire.

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Response to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 20, 2021, 08:36 AM

2. Sherman A1 and you and I need to go on tour

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Response to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Sep 20, 2021, 09:01 AM

3. for one of my dogs birthday presents i went outside and came back in a whole bunch of times

..during the day just so they would get the joy of seeing me 'come home' a lot.

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Response to samnsara (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 20, 2021, 09:08 AM

4. george carlin used to do this joke about forgetting his car keys

and the dog just as happy as when hed been at work all day

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Response to samnsara (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 20, 2021, 09:44 AM

5. Awww

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Response to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Sep 20, 2021, 10:05 AM

6. Sexism test: Replace "husband" with "wife" and see if it's still funny. nt

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Response to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Sep 20, 2021, 11:28 AM

7. Actually, she meant the difference between a puppy and a new wife is ...

... a puppy stops it's whining after six weeks.

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Response to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Sep 20, 2021, 11:10 PM

8. What's the difference between a bond and a man?

A bond eventually matures.

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