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Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts) Tue Jul 17, 2012, 03:17 PM Jul 2012

I have an announcement to make of some importance. You may be interested in this.

I think that I have discovered the answer to all of Life's problems!

By simply drinking this magical golden brown liquid called "Bourbon", which is formulated by a genius named Jim Beam who hails from a mystical place known as Clermont, Kentucky, any difficulty placed in one's path by fate instantly dissolves into irrelevancy!

To Jim Beam, Bless You Sir!!

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I have an announcement to make of some importance. You may be interested in this. (Original Post) Ikonoklast Jul 2012 OP

Ah, the fountain of youth at closing time. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #1

Well, my creaky-ass knees feel better after drinking some of that magic elixir. Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #2

'Cept I come from a long line of bad livers... turtlerescue1 Jul 2012 #3

47 Motown_Johnny Jul 2012 #4

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

1. Ah, the fountain of youth at closing time.

Reply to Ikonoklast (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 04:19 PM

Jul 2012

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)

2. Well, my creaky-ass knees feel better after drinking some of that magic elixir.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 04:28 PM

Jul 2012

But it doesn't do one thing for hair, still bald.

turtlerescue1

(1,013 posts)

3. 'Cept I come from a long line of bad livers...

Reply to Ikonoklast (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 10:57 PM

Jul 2012

At least four generations, counting mine, and all because we were always willing to drink to anything, sunrise, sunset, midnight, 12:01 a.m.

Yeah, we liked that "fate istantly dissolves into irrelevancy" stuff.

Motown_Johnny

(22,308 posts)

4. 47

Reply to Ikonoklast (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2012, 11:04 PM

Jul 2012

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