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Wed Oct 27, 2021, 04:24 PM

Joke: How many Karens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



One. She just stands there holding it while the world revolves around her.

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Reply Joke: How many Karens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Original post)
FakeNoose Oct 2021 OP
Sanity Claws Oct 2021 #1
FailureToCommunicate Oct 2021 #5
aggiesal Oct 2021 #10
Shermann Oct 2021 #2
Gidney N Cloyd Oct 2021 #3
FailureToCommunicate Oct 2021 #4
AwakeAtLast Oct 2021 #6
Dystopian Optimist Oct 2021 #7
Mr.Bill Oct 2021 #8
aggiesal Oct 2021 #11
Mr.Bill Oct 2021 #12
3825-87867 Oct 2021 #9

Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Oct 27, 2021, 04:28 PM

1. Karens never have a light bulb moment

Karens always remain in the dark.

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Response to Sanity Claws (Reply #1)

Wed Oct 27, 2021, 06:04 PM

5. Nice!

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Response to Sanity Claws (Reply #1)

Wed Oct 27, 2021, 06:52 PM

10. That's because she's holding the bulb incorrectly if she wants to screw it in. n/t

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Oct 27, 2021, 04:35 PM

2. None. She complains about the darkness to the manager so they'll do it. nt

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Response to Shermann (Reply #2)

Wed Oct 27, 2021, 05:03 PM

3. Better!

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Oct 27, 2021, 06:03 PM

4. Only one... to call the police, because in the dark, EVERYONE might be a suspect.

Evil Karens.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Oct 27, 2021, 06:23 PM

6. That's a Soprano joke

Not that I've heard it a lot or anything....






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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Oct 27, 2021, 06:25 PM

7. How many KYRSTENs does it take to change a light bulb?

 

Only one, but the one we are talking about is a scatterbrained dingdong who can't make up her alleged mind!

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Oct 27, 2021, 06:34 PM

8. I heard that as a Stanford Graduate joke

years ago in Silicon Valley. And everyone gets the joke except the Stanford Grad in the room.

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Response to Mr.Bill (Reply #8)

Wed Oct 27, 2021, 06:54 PM

11. How do you get a Stanford grad off your front porch? ...

Pay for the pizza!

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Response to aggiesal (Reply #11)

Wed Oct 27, 2021, 06:56 PM

12. Good one.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Oct 27, 2021, 06:50 PM

9. Depends on how big they are

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