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An anti-vaxxer Q follower went to the ER with Covid symptoms.
Nurse told him that they would have to run some tests on him.
Lab technician enters the room and draws some blood.
Lab technician then hands the patient a specimen cup and says "urinate".
The man goes behind a curtain and urinates into the cup.
Instead of immediately handing the cup to the lab technician, he raises it to his lips and drinks it like a shot of whiskey, since the man had just read that drinking your own urine will cure Covid. He then handed the empty specimen cup back to the technician.
The shocked lab tech looked at him in horror and says "WTF???".
The man said "You said urinate".
Lab technician said "Well, you were an eight, until you drank your own piss. Now, I'd rate you as a one".
