Do You Hear What I Hear?

[taterguy]

I hope not.

That would mean you're in my house.

[OriginalGeek]

1. I'm an atheist who loves christmas music.

but now I wanna go listen at a window and see what yer up to...

[graywarrior]

2. We're all in your house.

Wave at your laptop camera.

[taterguy]

4. OMG, how did you know I have a laptop?

Really, really

[graywarrior]

6. Because I can see you, d'oh.

[taterguy]

7. What am I wearing?

[pinboy3niner]

8. Um...I don't think that's the way phone sex goes

[graywarrior]

9. ROFLMAO!

[graywarrior]

10. Bike pants and knee sox.

[taterguy]

11. Not even close

You must be looking at someone else.

Someone must be out impersonating me.

Abso fucking lutely freaked-out now.

[graywarrior]

13. You're not wearing argyle sox?

I don't see any bike pants now.

[taterguy]

14. I don't even know what bike pants are

Really.

I own some padded shorts but usually I just wear what I wear to work when I bike.

And I sure as hell don't own any argyle sox.

[graywarrior]

15. I call padded shorts "bike pants" because I am a fucking moron.

And you're not wearing them right now, are you?

[taterguy]

16. You tell me

You're the one who's watching me

[graywarrior]

17. You're not wearing padded whatevers

[hobbit709]

3. Are you having auditory hallucinations again?

you need to lay off that stuff.

[taterguy]

5. Just listening to the sound of silence

And getting creeped out

[Arkansas Granny]

12. Probably not. Only one of my ears works, so even if I was in your house,

I might not hear what you hear.

[Ikonoklast]

18. No one but you can hear the voices in your head.

Thank the gods.

[graywarrior]

19. I can hear the voices in his head!

[Ikonoklast]

20. You *are* one of the voices in his head.

[graywarrior]

21. 'm just part of the committee