In what way is a spider and a grape similar?

[LuckyCharms]

They both have eight legs, except for the grape.

[JackSabbath]

1. They both can't set the time on a microwave

😆

[Karadeniz]

2. Love these silly jokes... Keep them coming!

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3. They're both red herrings

"You didn't say the spider was red!"

So make it red

"You didn't say the grape was red!"

So make it red too

"And neither a spider nor a grape is a herring!"

Ah, I just threw that in there to make it more difficult

[Wicked Blue]

4. What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same

[JackSabbath]

5. A banana, except a little less yellow 😆