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Stuart G

(38,650 posts)
Thu Jan 13, 2022, 10:14 PM Jan 2022

A short joke #1...totally clean for everyone

An important investigator couldn't get into this 3 story building. Why?

On the first floor it was so hot, that he could not get in the first room.

On the 2nd floor there were 2 ferocious dogs that would tear him apart when he tried to enter.

On the 3rd floor there was a terrible witch that would cast a wicked spell on him...

...So, HOW DID HE GET IN??

ANSWER: are you ready?....HE ATE A HOT DOG SANDWHICH.

............(i didn't say it was funny, I said it was a clean joke).....

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A short joke #1...totally clean for everyone (Original Post) Stuart G Jan 2022 OP
I'll take this opportunity to tell my favorite joke: LastDemocratInSC Jan 2022 #1
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