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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSo I just received the strangest dm
A strange woman said she loves me and wants to have my children
I replied sure sent her our address and said come on over and pick them up.
Was told this by business agent in my union
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So I just received the strangest dm (Original Post)
Duncanpup
Jan 2022
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Blue Owl
(50,349 posts)1. Reminds me a bit of that old Rodney Dangerfield classic
My wife greeted me at the door wearing nothing but her negligè problem was, she was just getting home!
panader0
(25,816 posts)5. Another Dangerfield: "My wife's idea of oral sex is to
stand on the other side of the room and yell 'Fuck you!"
Blue Owl
(50,349 posts)6. LOL -- he had some great one-liners
BComplex
(8,041 posts)2. HA!
I had to go find my husband and tell him that one!
Rocknation
(44,576 posts)3. "He's such a good photographer, I allow him to shoot my kids.
When I try to shoot them, I always miss."
-- Jon Bon Jovi
keithbvadu2
(36,775 posts)4. I miss my ex
but my aim is getting better.
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A freind of Sam Malone on cheers, talking about Sam and Dianne :
My ex and I get along better than you two, and we've exchanged gunfire.